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Entries mentioning bowls

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2, 2021

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

The harooloos grew closer

Repositioned on July 17, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!

Flatulated on October 3, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

Graceful as Loquisha’s soles

Danced with on October 14, 2007

Grumfeld redux

Simmered on September 2, 2007

I remembered a lot this week!

Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006

Caught in a wet noodling contest

Noodled on October 16, 2005