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Entries mentioning smoking

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

A journey to upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

Dyssynergic defecation

Splashed down on April 24, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999