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Entries mentioning Rome

With a ploot, ploot, ploot!

Born on November 6, 2022

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

Autumn had arrived

Floundered on October 16, 2022

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

Whittling the knittery

Quavered on May 8, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

Excrescence and excreta

Unfolded on September 26, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

Maybe it was the location

Tripped out on March 21, 2021

With a bubble and a squeak…

Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

Into the Brundlesphere

Descended upon on August 3, 2008

Ring above?

Rung above on May 25, 2008

Indeed I can go home again

Returned home on August 26, 2007

Ravna and a ligature

Magic-marked on May 20, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Homage

Legislated on April 8, 2007

Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo

Hypothesized on November 5, 2006

Haldûrburðgar, Lord and Emperor

Knifed with a spoon on September 10, 2006

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

I thought this was better!?

Harvested before May 28, 2006

My oatmeal cookies

Surveilled pursuant to May 7, 2006

A pastry on both your houses!

Made peace with on February 12, 2006

Schmongeling Gnomes from Westphalia?

Schmongeled under January 8, 2006

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005

I’m ending it all!

Spindled on August 21, 2005

The Magic Oreo Machine™

Played footsie with on May 29, 2005

A brass knob had fallen on my head

Belched out on September 26, 1999

I took the AK-47 down

Romanticized for June 20, 1999

The perfunctory margin of disbelief

Apprenticed to May 9, 1999

Semper sic tyrannis

Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999