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Entries mentioning frogs

Shaken and stir crazy

Swept on January 21, 2024

For want of a letterbox

Shackled on October 1, 2023

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

Corn gone bacon and eggs

Consterned on September 3, 2023

Cwæþ the Pnårp

Jactitated on August 27, 2023

The unwary victim of cellular ennui

Metabolized on April 2, 2023

To be a featureless white worm

Gouged out on March 12, 2023

Landing head-first in March

Made it on March 5, 2023

To catch a fly

Lashed on February 26, 2023

Toppings on the bottom?

Bottomed out on December 18, 2022

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

Change you can be leaf in

Bogged down on November 13, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

From Commodus to Vespasian—

Detruded on April 11, 2021

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

I was dead

Expired around February 26, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Uneventful, boring, and bland

Nothing happened on August 28, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Ring above?

Rung above on May 25, 2008

Toe-visages on the Sefernday

Splayed on April 29, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006

Attacked by tadpoles!

Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006

100% guaranteed

Bamboozled on February 6, 2005