Entries mentioning asshattery | |
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There’s a joke in here somewherePedicured on March 17, 2024 | |
The case of the windy toiletManicured on March 10, 2024 | |
Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bellsWhitened on December 24, 2023 | |
A quacking bushBushwhacked on November 12, 2023 | |
A week of weekdays and their horrorsManacled on October 8, 2023 | |
For want of a letterboxShackled on October 1, 2023 | |
A bolo tie and a blogging accidentHaberdashed on September 24, 2023 | |
A fresh set of gnome latrinesSpun on July 23, 2023 | |
Why fish don’t have feetExpiscated on May 7, 2023 | |
Al Gore: A User’s ManualPeered at on December 4, 2022 | |
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a StudebakerBasted on August 28, 2022 | |
On any given dayPlotted and schemed on August 21, 2022 | |
Up to my ass in alligatorsEndangered on August 7, 2022 | |
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manureStacked high on June 26, 2022 | |
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affairCannibalized on February 27, 2022 | |
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light creamCollected before December 26, 2021 | |
Plantago delenda estPlanted on October 17, 2021 | |
Excrescence and excretaUnfolded on September 26, 2021 | |
Wearing orange after Labor DayFluoresced on September 5, 2021 | |
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrelSqueeorled on August 15, 2021 | |
Time to draw the bullEjaculated on August 1, 2021 | |
Mooey, mooey, moo!Lowed at on December 9, 2012 | |
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping parkSoil sampled on November 13, 2011 | |
The toadskin kazooToads skinned on September 4, 2011 | |
A little pedicatioIrrumated on May 16, 2010 | |
Pnårp’s in spaceStation-kept on September 30, 2007 | |
Grumfeld reduxSimmered on September 2, 2007 | |
Paisley timeEnslaved on June 17, 2007 | |
Back to Harry’sIngratiated on June 10, 2007 | |
Ol’ Grummie’s back!Bungled up on June 3, 2007 | |
Suing Alyssa MilanoBombarded after January 14, 2007 | |
Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt?Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006 | |
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasherBelted out on December 4, 2005 | |
