Entries mentioning asshattery • Pnårp

Entries mentioning asshattery
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker Basted on August 28, 2022
On any given day Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26, 2021
Plantago delenda est Planted on October 17, 2021
Excrescence and excreta Unfolded on September 26, 2021
Wearing orange after Labor Day Fluoresced on September 5, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Time to draw the bull Ejaculated on August 1, 2021
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
A little pedicatio Irrumated on May 16, 2010
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
Grumfeld redux Simmered on September 2, 2007
Paisley time Enslaved on June 17, 2007
Back to Harry’s Ingratiated on June 10, 2007
Ol’ Grummie’s back! Bungled up on June 3, 2007
Suing Alyssa Milano Bombarded after January 14, 2007
Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt? Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher Belted out on December 4, 2005