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Entries mentioning moose

How does blue cheese go bad?

Reposed on September 1, 2024

Too many answers

Declared on July 14, 2024

Back into the mud from whence

Douched on June 30, 2024

So many questions

Trebled on April 21, 2024

An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes

Hight on April 7, 2024

The stench of failure

Stunk up on March 31, 2024

A vernally hibernal good time

Drove on March 24, 2024

My life as a computer

Computed on January 14, 2024

A Sefernday to surely forget

Sefernalized on November 19, 2023

For want of a letterbox

Shackled on October 1, 2023

A bolo tie and a blogging accident

Haberdashed on September 24, 2023

Playing a katydid like a fiddle

Diddled on August 6, 2023

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

A fresh set of gnome latrines

Spun on July 23, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

Being six feet tall

Fathomed on April 9, 2023

Landing head-first in March

Made it on March 5, 2023

My spaghetti trees had all flowered

Disassembled on February 19, 2023

A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas

Dove in on December 25, 2022

Toppings on the bottom?

Bottomed out on December 18, 2022

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

Too many Sundays

Quintupled on May 30, 2021

Great Dane or greatest Dane?

Deigned on May 23, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

Ungabungabugandabunga!

Land-locked on November 11, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

The September that wouldn’t be

Elided on September 2, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

Uneventful, boring, and bland

Nothing happened on August 28, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Gra, trained assassin

Unchained after March 23, 2008

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

The haberdashery, act I

Taunted on March 5, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005