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Madame Beaux Pieds

Proprietor of the local brothel on Gropecunt Lane.

Entries mentioning Madame Beaux Pieds

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008

My oatmeal cookies

Surveilled pursuant to May 7, 2006

Pam & Meg’s

Wheeled about on April 23, 2006

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

The haberdashery, act IV

Wanted on March 26, 2006

The haberdashery, act III

Haunted on March 19, 2006