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Entries mentioning William Shakespeare

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2, 2021

Toiling away smoilishly

Toiled away on March 14, 2021

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Samuel Dreckers

Carbonized prior to March 6, 2005

A brass knob had fallen on my head

Belched out on September 26, 1999

The Countess-Prelate von Sträsmussenbörg

Bleeped out for September 19, 1999

I found a scrap of paper in my pocket

Rebutted on May 23, 1999