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Entries mentioning France

With a ploot, ploot, ploot!

Born on November 6, 2022

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

A stubby little short week

Trolloped around on April 24, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

And I still couldn’t find my comb

Nosedove before August 22, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

An infinite pie

Unbounded on June 6, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

The restive provinces conquered

Excoriated before March 18, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

Ham and eggs, a dram of megs

Hammed up for February 26, 2006

The thick, meaty center of an eigenfactor

Ridiculed on October 23, 2005

Into the midst of a gorilla and yak pack

Made in Taiwan, R.O.C., before May 15, 2005

My dear brother Grårp!

Crucified for March 13, 2005

The Troobles exist…

Inoculated on January 30, 2005