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winter

That brumal, hibernal season between autumn and spring.

Entries mentioning winter

The stench of failure

Stunk up on March 31, 2024

A vernally hibernal good time

Drove on March 24, 2024

The case of the windy toilet

Manicured on March 10, 2024

Watering the water clocks

Watered on January 28, 2024

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

Snow crabs and snow leopards

Piled up upon December 3, 2023

To catch a fly

Lashed on February 26, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas

Dove in on December 25, 2022

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

Change you can be leaf in

Bogged down on November 13, 2022

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

Autumn had arrived

Floundered on October 16, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

With a bubble and a squeak…

Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010