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Excrescence and excreta Unfolded on September 26, 2021
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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Entries mentioning scorpions

Steely nose

Formica and formication

There’s a joke in here somewhere

Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple!

Excrescence and excreta

The green apple bee-bop