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Entries mentioning baseball

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

And I still couldn’t find my comb

Nosedove before August 22, 2021

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Tiled over on August 19, 2007

The haberdashery, act IV

Wanted on March 26, 2006

The haberdashery, act III

Haunted on March 19, 2006