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Entries mentioning mustard

Pig-headed and ham-fisted

Cleaved on March 3, 2024

Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier

Illustrated on February 4, 2024

Watering the water clocks

Watered on January 28, 2024

Landing head-first in March

Made it on March 5, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

To muffle up a gooſe

Muffled up on October 31, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Bloviating and brachiating

Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006

Spruce mustard and bouillabaisse

Trundled on August 28, 2005

Hypoglycemia and digititis have no sway over me

Intubated on May 30, 1999