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Entries mentioning school

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

Uneventful, boring, and bland

Nothing happened on August 28, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

Graceful as Loquisha’s soles

Danced with on October 14, 2007

Ham and eggs, a dram of megs

Hammed up for February 26, 2006