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the Hammurderer

A mischievous, homicidal imp who kills McDonaldland characters and takes their sandwiches.

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Seven point three hundred Paltered on February 25, 2024
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4, 2021
Reflecting on corn gone wrong Paroled on May 15, 2011

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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

the Hammurderer

Entries mentioning the Hammurderer

Seven point three hundred

Corn gone bacon and eggs

A costly, costive dilemma

Reflecting on corn gone wrong