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Entries mentioning dogs
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
The stench of failure Stunk up on March 31, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
Pig-headed and ham-fisted Cleaved on March 3, 2024
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier Illustrated on February 4, 2024
The tapering of taped cans and candies Canned on January 7, 2024
A byte nybbled a word, and then… Nibbled on December 10, 2023
Snow crabs and snow leopards Piled up upon December 3, 2023
A Sefernday to surely forget Sefernalized on November 19, 2023
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
A bolo tie and a blogging accident Haberdashed on September 24, 2023
Cwæþ the Pnårp Jactitated on August 27, 2023
Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal Abnegated on August 20, 2023
Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian Conjugated on July 30, 2023
Today I was being even more, more or less Been on July 2, 2023
Dogs that ate backwards Reversed on June 25, 2023
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4, 2023
Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7, 2023
A monolithic dump Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023
Being a little bit taller Racked on April 16, 2023
Being six feet tall Fathomed on April 9, 2023
To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12, 2023
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
My spaghetti trees had all flowered Disassembled on February 19, 2023
And the rest was history Revised for February 12, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
A mystery of hasps and coat hangers Fastened on January 29, 2023
Thinking for myself Cerebrated on January 22, 2023
No more barriers to cross Surpassed on January 15, 2023
You are a crazy person Maddened on November 20, 2022
Change you can be leaf in Bogged down on November 13, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
Autumn had arrived Floundered on October 16, 2022
The deep toaster Smeared on October 9, 2022
A veritable trash dump of words Whipped on September 18, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
History looked at me this week Transported on September 4, 2022
Catastrophes—but no anastrophe Mishappened on August 14, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
Tuck in flap to close Knocked up on July 17, 2022
Gnocco after gnocco Knocked on on July 10, 2022
The long, greasy road Lubed up on July 3, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
Fleas, flies, and friars! Peddled on June 12, 2022
A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes Wriggled on June 5, 2022
Dogging the Balphonse Hemidemisemiquavered on May 29, 2022
Batting the package Semiquavered on May 15, 2022
Flogging the dinosaur Flailed around on May 1, 2022
A wanted carton of wontons Trotted out on April 10, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
Seven point two hundred Committed on March 27, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
A hilarious pair of ducks Redpilled on March 13, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen? Hammered on February 6, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
Hard avocados and soft stones Ripened on January 23, 2022
Confound delivery Starched on January 16, 2022
New years and new neighbors Bunted on January 2, 2022
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021
An out-of-place trashcan Recycled on November 14, 2021
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
Plantago delenda est Planted on October 17, 2021
A lesson in poor metrication Found wanting on October 10, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
Excrescence and excreta Unfolded on September 26, 2021
Losing weight at the lost-and-found Bonked on September 19, 2021
The pink, sticky day ended Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021
Wearing orange after Labor Day Fluoresced on September 5, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
And I still couldn’t find my comb Nosedove before August 22, 2021
Fish upon the land Phished on July 18, 2021
My arm just follows them Detached on July 11, 2021
To narfle the gömböc Balanced on June 27, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas Divided by zero on June 13, 2021
An infinite pie Unbounded on June 6, 2021
Too many Sundays Quintupled on May 30, 2021
Great Dane or greatest Dane? Deigned on May 23, 2021
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics Ired on May 16, 2021
Something breakfasty and sausage-like Baconated on April 25, 2021
Keeping those goats down in the hole Bored on April 18, 2021
An arpeggio for Snarpegon Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021
Maybe it was the location Tripped out on March 21, 2021
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff Goat got on December 30, 2012
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
The nauga war Tanned on October 14, 2012
Livin’ large in the large intestine Emboweled on September 23, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys! Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012
I am the humperdumperdink! Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
Hoarsely the Pnårp sang Horsed around on May 13, 2012
A box! A box! A box of… Puttered about on April 15, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
Toad rental—cheap! Rented on March 18, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Seven point one hundred Released on February 5, 2012
Thoughts converging toward reality Diverging from January 22, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
This entry is missing! Misplaced before January 8, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A journey to Upper Silesia Gruelled on December 18, 2011
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Like a herd of turtles Frightened on November 6, 2011
Squee! Squee! Squee! Snoozed on October 9, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
A paean to panic Glibbered about on September 25, 2011
Gnomes? In my photocopier? Litigated before September 18, 2011
Ten years Hijacked on September 11, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
Uneventful, boring, and bland Nothing happened on August 28, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Disgorgement and cheddar Squassated on July 24, 2011
The harooloos grew closer Repositioned on July 17, 2011
Impossibly shaped bowls Whiled away before July 10, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
Moobly Sefernday! Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011
What the heck… is bothering me? Chanted on June 12, 2011
Potted meat Unpotted on June 5, 2011
Incipits being rather popish Lubricated on May 22, 2011
Reflecting on corn gone wrong Paroled on May 15, 2011
Hnnnngggghhhh! Strained on May 1, 2011
Dyssynergic defecation Splashed down on April 24, 2011
The tight, grimacing face Impacted before April 17, 2011
Plårp and I did our best Potted on April 10, 2011
Cool beans Beaned on March 27, 2011
Rotating in place Caligulated on March 20, 2011
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street Borfnagled on March 6, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
A dark and smarmy night Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011
In feckless search of a new body Transplanted before January 23, 2011
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! Diagnosed on January 9, 2011
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas Clamored about on December 26, 2010
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
375 gorillas and some flower pots Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010
Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread Slathered all over on November 21, 2010
Phbthphbthphbthphbththth! Flatulated on October 3, 2010
Insidious flobcumber pie Perchanced upon on September 19, 2010
Skipping Wednesday Slid past on September 12, 2010
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet Shattered before August 15, 2010
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys Urinated on on July 18, 2010
Noshing on my favorite keyboard Fluttered on July 4, 2010
Technicolor horse testicles Nuked on June 27, 2010
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top! Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010
Joyful Sefernday, everyone! Envisaged on June 6, 2010
A little pedicatio Irrumated on May 16, 2010
The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism Guzzled on May 9, 2010
Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp Destalinized on May 2, 2010
A plan is hatched Hatched right before April 4, 2010
Dingleberry champion hamster Plotted against on March 21, 2010
A Hilarius pair of ducks Guffawed at after March 14, 2010
Return from the Brundlebeyond Disgorged on March 7, 2010
The Brundlesphere Entangled on July 20, 2008
Dog whelks in your arteries Derived on July 6, 2008
The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II Reified on June 29, 2008
Crossing the hatches Pasteurized for June 22, 2008
Gra, trained assassin Unchained after March 23, 2008
A whiz and a giggle Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008
Gnomes? In my kettles? Nonsensed at January 20, 2008
Bubble wrap and bubble butts Thawed on January 6, 2008
Ravna and a ligature Magic-marked on May 20, 2007
Toe-visages on the Sefernday Splayed on April 29, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Homage Legislated on April 8, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Taxes Propagated on April 1, 2007
The laws of Phillip I Promulgated on March 25, 2007
Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp Entrenched under January 28, 2007
Music erupted from my bed cushions again Strafed on January 7, 2007
Loquisha, you hornswoggler! Added to taste on October 29, 2006
Gnomelandia Day Filleted on October 15, 2006
I remembered a lot this week! Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006
Terrorists! Terrorists!! Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006
As kudzu crept up her ankles Encircled on August 13, 2006
Incipient garden gnomes pouring down again Wined & dined on August 6, 2006
New Gardegnomia Navigated to on July 30, 2006
Gormless bastard! Located to the right of June 25, 2006
The Englebee Troobles live! Transubstantiated on April 16, 2006
My new neighbor from Georgia Nazified on April 2, 2006
The haberdashery, act II Flaunted on March 12, 2006
Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said Interrupted before February 5, 2006
She isn’t dead! Copulated after January 15, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher Belted out on December 4, 2005
Stewing in my own juices Brewed on November 13, 2005
I shall visit Eigentoria Bandied about on October 30, 2005
The lawn gnomes prance! Gingerbreaded on October 9, 2005
Saturday was the worst Hobnobbed on October 2, 2005
Abortifacient skies, the burning air Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005
I’m ending it all! Spindled on August 21, 2005
A gaggle of garden gnomes Engulfed on June 26, 2005
Naked with soda bottles in my ears Redistributed after May 8, 2005
Music erupted from my bed cushions Cosigned on April 24, 2005
My dear brother Grårp! Crucified for March 13, 2005
100% guaranteed Bamboozled on February 6, 2005
A brass knob had fallen on my head Belched out on September 26, 1999
The Englebee Troobles Pondered upon August 8, 1999
Mister Ollanthorpe von Sträsmussenbörg Encapsulated within July 25, 1999
Is there an underdog in you? Nitrated on July 18, 1999
The flying pi returned Complicated because of July 4, 1999
The spiders began to sing and chant Refracted after June 6, 1999
Dangerous evidence kept cropping up Regurgitated prior to May 16, 1999
The perfunctory margin of disbelief Apprenticed to May 9, 1999
Semper sic tyrannis Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999
Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!? Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999
The stars scream at me, but why? Conduced on March 7, 1999

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