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Entries mentioning Cthulhu

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10, 2021

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

Poesies and toesies indeed!

Tentacle-raped on July 25, 2010

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006