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Entries mentioning bicycles

Pigs fly just fine

Porked on February 18, 2024

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

A real nobody

Fettered on October 15, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

Toppings on the bottom?

Bottomed out on December 18, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012