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Entries mentioning cream

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Ollanthorpe Savings Bank

Puréed on October 1, 2006

Burkina Faso encased in pie

Tortured on July 23, 2006

The haberdashery, act III

Haunted on March 19, 2006

Caught in a wet noodling contest

Noodled on October 16, 2005