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Entries mentioning cream

A byte nybbled a word, and then…

Nibbled on December 10, 2023

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

A monolithic dump

Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023

The unwary victim of cellular ennui

Metabolized on April 2, 2023

The day ended before it began

Endorsed on March 19, 2023

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

Ollanthorpe Savings Bank

Puréed on October 1, 2006

Burkina Faso encased in pie

Tortured on July 23, 2006

The haberdashery, act III

Haunted on March 19, 2006

Caught in a wet noodling contest

Noodled on October 16, 2005