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storm drains

I spend an awful lot of time talking about these.

Entries mentioning storm drains

April Serious Day

Disinfatuated on April 5, 2026

The tubular boob tube

Cubed on April 27, 2025

Eating a lot of Frosted Flakes

Lionized on December 15, 2024

Afloat down the River Severn

Zephyred on December 1, 2024

Endless rows of houses

Planned and zoned on August 11, 2024

There’s a joke in here somewhere

Pedicured on March 17, 2024

Watering the water clocks

Watered on January 28, 2024

For want of a letterbox

Shackled on October 1, 2023

A monolithic dump

Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023

Feeling rather non-Euclidean

Knotted on January 8, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

And I still couldn’t find my comb

Nosedove before August 22, 2021

Great Dane or greatest Dane?

Deigned on May 23, 2021

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A dark and stormy night

Stormdrained on February 6, 2011

The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006