Entries mentioning the United States | |
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Formica and formicationFornicated on October 6, 2024 | |
By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flaskTrashed on September 29, 2024 | |
How does blue cheese go bad?Reposed on September 1, 2024 | |
Endless rows of housesPlanned and zoned on August 11, 2024 | |
Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bitesMurderized on August 4, 2024 | |
Back into the mud from whenceDouched on June 30, 2024 | |
Things are looking upUplit on June 16, 2024 | |
Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexedEased on June 9, 2024 | |
Cows, cowboys, cowgirls, and so much mooingMilked on June 2, 2024 | |
One moron’s opinionOpined for May 19, 2024 | |
Never put a fish in your carWrapped on May 12, 2024 | |
A masterful mañana-manCunctated on May 5, 2024 | |
So many questionsTrebled on April 21, 2024 | |
The Sun absconded yet I rest assuredAnnulated on April 14, 2024 | |
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupesHight on April 7, 2024 | |
The stench of failureStunk up on March 31, 2024 | |
A vernally hibernal good timeDrove on March 24, 2024 | |
There’s a joke in here somewherePedicured on March 17, 2024 | |
The case of the windy toiletManicured on March 10, 2024 | |
Pig-headed and ham-fistedCleaved on March 3, 2024 | |
Seven point three hundredPaltered on February 25, 2024 | |
Morning again?Mourned on February 11, 2024 | |
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtierIllustrated on February 4, 2024 | |
Watering the water clocksWatered on January 28, 2024 | |
Shaken and stir crazySwept on January 21, 2024 | |
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousnessCobbled together on December 31, 2023 | |
Do betterRetracted on November 26, 2023 | |
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadenceHobbled on October 22, 2023 | |
A real nobodyFettered on October 15, 2023 | |
A week of weekdays and their horrorsManacled on October 8, 2023 | |
For want of a letterboxShackled on October 1, 2023 | |
A bolo tie and a blogging accidentHaberdashed on September 24, 2023 | |
The Aroostook Roo StoreRued the day of September 17, 2023 | |
By fish or by FinnFinished after September 10, 2023 | |
Corn gone bacon and eggsConsterned on September 3, 2023 | |
Negotiating a goats-for-oats dealAbnegated on August 20, 2023 | |
Playing a katydid like a fiddleDiddled on August 6, 2023 | |
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)Portended on July 16, 2023 | |
It doesn’t have to—but I always doNeedn’t on June 4, 2023 | |
Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple!Cursed on May 28, 2023 | |
Being six feet tallFathomed on April 9, 2023 | |
The unwary victim of cellular ennuiMetabolized on April 2, 2023 | |
To be a featureless white wormGouged out on March 12, 2023 | |
Landing head-first in MarchMade it on March 5, 2023 | |
Thinking for myselfCerebrated on January 22, 2023 | |
Feeling rather non-EuclideanKnotted on January 8, 2023 | |
I am my thoughts… I am timeAnnuated on January 1, 2023 | |
A real galleyshnogger of a ChristmasDove in on December 25, 2022 | |
We were bipedal murder chickensCorned on December 11, 2022 | |
Al Gore: A User’s ManualPeered at on December 4, 2022 | |
You are a crazy personMaddened on November 20, 2022 | |
Change you can be leaf inBogged down on November 13, 2022 | |
With a ploot, ploot, ploot!Born on November 6, 2022 | |
A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcyForstraught on October 30, 2022 | |
I wish my spoons were strongerSnooped on October 23, 2022 | |
The deep toasterSmeared on October 9, 2022 | |
A veritable trash dump of wordsWhipped on September 18, 2022 | |
“If” is the middle word in “life”Horrified on September 11, 2022 | |
History looked at me this weekTransported on September 4, 2022 | |
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a StudebakerBasted on August 28, 2022 | |
On any given dayPlotted and schemed on August 21, 2022 | |
Catastrophes—but no anastropheMishappened on August 14, 2022 | |
Up to my ass in alligatorsEndangered on August 7, 2022 | |
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squeeCocked up on July 24, 2022 | |
Gnocco after gnoccoKnocked on on July 10, 2022 | |
The long, greasy roadLubed up on July 3, 2022 | |
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled benderRefueled on June 19, 2022 | |
Fleas, flies, and friars!Peddled on June 12, 2022 | |
Whittling the knitteryQuavered on May 8, 2022 | |
Flogging the dinosaurFlailed around on May 1, 2022 | |
A wanted carton of wontonsTrotted out on April 10, 2022 | |
A curious nine-day weekDialed on April 3, 2022 | |
Seven point two hundredCommitted on March 27, 2022 | |
The stars screamed at me, but why?Shredded on March 6, 2022 | |
Interwoven threads of witless booberySpiked on February 20, 2022 | |
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?Hammered on February 6, 2022 | |
The door slammed in my faceSlammed on January 30, 2022 | |
Confound deliveryStarched on January 16, 2022 | |
Nothing happenedObliviated on January 9, 2022 | |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
An adventure in Dingleberry–DumpsterismDumped and stirred on November 28, 2021 | |
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks warEmbattled on November 21, 2021 | |
A Halloween to surely forgetSpooked before November 7, 2021 | |
A lesson in poor metricationFound wanting on October 10, 2021 | |
Losing weight at the lost-and-foundBonked on September 19, 2021 | |
The pink, sticky day endedChaptered and versed on September 12, 2021 | |
Time to draw the bullEjaculated on August 1, 2021 | |
My arm just follows themDetached on July 11, 2021 | |
An Independence Day to rememberIn the pants on July 4, 2021 | |
To narfle the gömböcBalanced on June 27, 2021 | |
Another day, another pig warSplined on June 20, 2021 | |
An infinite pieUnbounded on June 6, 2021 | |
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacriticsIred on May 16, 2021 | |
The Hanes–Heinz problemCaught up on May 2, 2021 | |
Something breakfasty and sausage-likeBaconated on April 25, 2021 | |
A costly, costive dilemmaClystered on April 4, 2021 | |
An arpeggio for SnarpegonSpatchcocked on March 28, 2021 | |
Maybe it was the locationTripped out on March 21, 2021 | |
Mooey, mooey, moo!Lowed at on December 9, 2012 | |
Horses, drugs, and some VolvosRevolved around December 2, 2012 | |
A parable that should explain everythingEnchanted on November 18, 2012 | |
Ungabungabugandabunga!Land-locked on November 11, 2012 | |
The geese were angryAngered before November 4, 2012 | |
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012 | |
In my own back yardExtirpated on September 30, 2012 | |
A sojourn through the jejunumCatabolized on September 9, 2012 | |
The turtle herds of insomniaNōDōz’d on August 12, 2012 | |
And the neckties writhedSpiraled around July 29, 2012 | |
The ÅSS Goose from the MachineBageled on July 22, 2012 | |
Planet of the geeseHonked at on July 15, 2012 | |
I am the humperdumperdink!Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012 | |
The green apple bee-bopHydrated on May 20, 2012 | |
Vox clamantis in desertoCheddared on May 6, 2012 | |
The death of Argo NavisTrisected before April 29, 2012 | |
A lunchable lemony apple keyOpen-appled on April 22, 2012 | |
A box! A box! A box of…Puttered about on April 15, 2012 | |
Surviving April Fools DayFoxholed on April 1, 2012 | |
Toad rental—cheap!Rented on March 18, 2012 | |
I was deadExpired around February 26, 2012 | |
Axons across beard-seconds of darknessStretched out February 19, 2012 | |
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystalFractured on February 12, 2012 | |
Seven point one hundredReleased on February 5, 2012 | |
And then the cold cuts dancedRonpauled on January 15, 2012 | |
This entry is missing!Misplaced before January 8, 2012 | |
Dreams in a hole in the groundTrespassed before January 1, 2012 | |
A sleigh ride to the North PoleKringled on December 25, 2011 | |
A journey to Upper SilesiaGruelled on December 18, 2011 | |
A sally to the KremlinRed squared on December 11, 2011 | |
A jaunt to Washington, D.C.Filibustered on December 4, 2011 | |
A trip to southern MoraviaPlunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011 | |
Goatburping and speechifyingBlustered about before November 20, 2011 | |
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping parkSoil sampled on November 13, 2011 | |
Fimbriated armless and leglessCharged on October 30, 2011 | |
A paean to panicGlibbered about on September 25, 2011 | |
Gnomes? In my photocopier?Litigated before September 18, 2011 | |
Ten yearsHijacked on September 11, 2011 | |
The toadskin kazooToads skinned on September 4, 2011 | |
Just shaving the dogPreened on July 31, 2011 | |
Just so he could moo at someonePercolated on July 3, 2011 | |
The end of doodlewhacker pieBloomed on June 26, 2011 | |
Moobly Sefernday!Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011 | |
What the heck… is bothering me?Chanted on June 12, 2011 | |
Potted meatUnpotted on June 5, 2011 | |
Reflecting on corn gone wrongParoled on May 15, 2011 | |
Hnnnngggghhhh!Strained on May 1, 2011 | |
The tight, grimacing faceImpacted before April 17, 2011 | |
Cool beansBeaned on March 27, 2011 | |
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin StreetBorfnagled on March 6, 2011 | |
A dark and Strommy nightThurmonned on February 27, 2011 | |
A dark and spammy nightLARTed on February 20, 2011 | |
A dark and stormy nightStormdrained on February 6, 2011 | |
Back to Pam & Meg’sGoatmulched on December 12, 2010 | |
An alabasterously magnificent findFound before December 5, 2010 | |
375 gorillas and some flower potsDumbstruck on November 28, 2010 | |
Mr. Årp goes to city hallCarpetbagged on November 14, 2010 | |
Oatmeal cookies… behind it all!Completely forgotten on November 7, 2010 | |
A crater full of VolvosHidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010 | |
The frozen PnårpLast thing I remembered on October 24, 2010 | |
An offer he couldn’t refuseUnmitigated on September 26, 2010 | |
Parndiddle McForsterbasterPinned up on September 5, 2010 | |
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feetShattered before August 15, 2010 | |
Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert ÅrpStumbled around on August 8, 2010 | |
Boom! Boom, boom, boom!Orbited on July 11, 2010 | |
Noshing on my favorite keyboardFluttered on July 4, 2010 | |
PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thingDisinfected on June 20, 2010 | |
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010 | |
Oh, the serendipity!Squelched through on May 30, 2010 | |
The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–HampsterismGuzzled on May 9, 2010 | |
Thousands of Eggmen against one little PnårpDestalinized on May 2, 2010 | |
I had eggs today!Oviposited on April 18, 2010 | |
Ham by the brickMechanically extracted on March 28, 2010 | |
Return from the BrundlebeyondDisgorged on March 7, 2010 | |
Reign across AmericaWrought before April 6, 2008 | |
A whole pile of flapdoodles from ShitlingthorpeRecollected on February 17, 2008 | |
Today is January 27Punched on January 27, 2008 | |
Gnomes? In my kettles?Nonsensed at January 20, 2008 | |
Lo’ KweeishaPornographed on January 13, 2008 | |
Aaaahhhh!!Whiffled on November 25, 2007 | |
The one true goddess!Duffeled on November 18, 2007 | |
Snuffle off to BuffaloSniffled at on November 4, 2007 | |
Strahazazhia smiles upon meGone wrong on October 28, 2007 | |
The deep blue face of failureDone wrong on October 21, 2007 | |
Pnårp’s in spaceStation-kept on September 30, 2007 | |
Why do the stars scream?Screamed about on September 16, 2007 | |
3,600 eigenserfs and a function keyIndentured forever after July 8, 2007 | |
Press any keyPressed on June 24, 2007 | |
Ol’ Grummie’s back!Bungled up on June 3, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: Last decreeDecreed on April 15, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip IPromulgated on March 25, 2007 | |
131,072 Schmongeloid conscriptsDecimated on March 4, 2007 | |
Digging up the back yardCashed in on February 18, 2007 | |
Alyssa Milano lives!Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007 | |
Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert ÅrpEntrenched under January 28, 2007 | |
Suing Alyssa MilanoBombarded after January 14, 2007 | |
The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner BoulevardDrenched in sweat on December 17, 2006 | |
Bloviating and brachiatingWrenched away from me on December 3, 2006 | |
Loquisha, you hornswoggler!Added to taste on October 29, 2006 | |
Gnomelandia DayFilleted on October 15, 2006 | |
As kudzu crept up her anklesEncircled on August 13, 2006 | |
A disastrous pie-eating contestDrawn and quartered on July 16, 2006 | |
I thought this was better!?Harvested before May 28, 2006 | |
368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shopTarpapered over on January 1, 2006 | |
Today being Christmas…Made merry on December 25, 2005 | |
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasherBelted out on December 4, 2005 | |
Incipient garden gnomes pouring downShined & enshrined on June 19, 2005 | |
Into the midst of a gorilla and yak packMade in Taiwan, R.O.C., before May 15, 2005 | |
The Trooble FoundationIrked on April 17, 2005 | |
I was madOptimized for April 3, 2005 | |
Samuel DreckersCarbonized prior to March 6, 2005 | |
Contemplating the Spice GirlsBest if sold by February 27, 2005 | |
Briefcase! Gatorade!!Fudged up against February 13, 2005 | |
I had failedHidden above my bed on October 17, 1999 | |
I forgot about HitlerPlundered shortly after October 3, 1999 | |
A brass knob had fallen on my headBelched out on September 26, 1999 | |
The Countess-Prelate von SträsmussenbörgBleeped out for September 19, 1999 | |
I love AOLPlacated since August 1, 1999 | |
I found a scrap of paper in my pocketRebutted on May 23, 1999 | |
Dangerous evidence kept cropping upRegurgitated prior to May 16, 1999 | |
Semper sic tyrannisCalculated and compiled on May 2, 1999 |