Entries mentioning gnomes | |
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Plårped againCurled up before November 24, 2024 | |
There are no bagels thereSpaced on November 17, 2024 | |
No idea about anythingFlummoxed on October 27, 2024 | |
Q-Tips, cute tips, a queue of tipsExfiltrated on September 22, 2024 | |
I really should have that broken…Tinned on September 8, 2024 | |
A nipple that could nibbleNuzzled on August 25, 2024 | |
Too many uncertaintiesCertified on July 28, 2024 | |
Too many demandsCommanded on July 21, 2024 | |
Too many questionsQuestioned on July 7, 2024 | |
Things are looking upUplit on June 16, 2024 | |
Cows, cowboys, cowgirls, and so much mooingMilked on June 2, 2024 | |
Purple prose asphyxiaBlockaded on May 26, 2024 | |
A masterful mañana-manCunctated on May 5, 2024 | |
So many questionsTrebled on April 21, 2024 | |
The case of the windy toiletManicured on March 10, 2024 | |
Pigs fly just finePorked on February 18, 2024 | |
Watering the water clocksWatered on January 28, 2024 | |
Shaken and stir crazySwept on January 21, 2024 | |
My life as a computerComputed on January 14, 2024 | |
The tapering of taped cans and candiesCanned on January 7, 2024 | |
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousnessCobbled together on December 31, 2023 | |
Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bellsWhitened on December 24, 2023 | |
Snow crabs and snow leopardsPiled up upon December 3, 2023 | |
A Sefernday to surely forgetSefernalized on November 19, 2023 | |
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggsEmulsified on November 5, 2023 | |
Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliariesTrussed up on October 29, 2023 | |
A week of weekdays and their horrorsManacled on October 8, 2023 | |
By fish or by FinnFinished after September 10, 2023 | |
Corn gone bacon and eggsConsterned on September 3, 2023 | |
Cwæþ the PnårpJactitated on August 27, 2023 | |
Negotiating a goats-for-oats dealAbnegated on August 20, 2023 | |
Playing a katydid like a fiddleDiddled on August 6, 2023 | |
Rejecting both Church Latin and the CiceronianConjugated on July 30, 2023 | |
A fresh set of gnome latrinesSpun on July 23, 2023 | |
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)Portended on July 16, 2023 | |
Today I was being even more, more or lessBeen on July 2, 2023 | |
It doesn’t have to—but I always doNeedn’t on June 4, 2023 | |
Why fish don’t have feetExpiscated on May 7, 2023 | |
Being a little bit tallerRacked on April 16, 2023 | |
Being six feet tallFathomed on April 9, 2023 | |
The unwary victim of cellular ennuiMetabolized on April 2, 2023 | |
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian ShieldDismantled on March 26, 2023 | |
The day ended before it beganEndorsed on March 19, 2023 | |
Landing head-first in MarchMade it on March 5, 2023 | |
To catch a flyLashed on February 26, 2023 | |
And the rest was historyRevised for February 12, 2023 | |
A mystery of hasps and coat hangersFastened on January 29, 2023 | |
Thinking for myselfCerebrated on January 22, 2023 | |
No more barriers to crossSurpassed on January 15, 2023 | |
Feeling rather non-EuclideanKnotted on January 8, 2023 | |
I am my thoughts… I am timeAnnuated on January 1, 2023 | |
A real galleyshnogger of a ChristmasDove in on December 25, 2022 | |
Toppings on the bottom?Bottomed out on December 18, 2022 | |
We were bipedal murder chickensCorned on December 11, 2022 | |
Al Gore: A User’s ManualPeered at on December 4, 2022 | |
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleysThanks given on November 27, 2022 | |
You are a crazy personMaddened on November 20, 2022 | |
With a ploot, ploot, ploot!Born on November 6, 2022 | |
I wish my spoons were strongerSnooped on October 23, 2022 | |
Autumn had arrivedFloundered on October 16, 2022 | |
The deep toasterSmeared on October 9, 2022 | |
And then the flies dancedSmelt on October 2, 2022 | |
Yet still bereft of meaningCreamed on September 25, 2022 | |
“If” is the middle word in “life”Horrified on September 11, 2022 | |
History looked at me this weekTransported on September 4, 2022 | |
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a StudebakerBasted on August 28, 2022 | |
On any given dayPlotted and schemed on August 21, 2022 | |
Catastrophes—but no anastropheMishappened on August 14, 2022 | |
Up to my ass in alligatorsEndangered on August 7, 2022 | |
Two halves of a bagelMisaligned on July 31, 2022 | |
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squeeCocked up on July 24, 2022 | |
Tuck in flap to closeKnocked up on July 17, 2022 | |
Gnocco after gnoccoKnocked on on July 10, 2022 | |
The long, greasy roadLubed up on July 3, 2022 | |
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manureStacked high on June 26, 2022 | |
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled benderRefueled on June 19, 2022 | |
A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomesWriggled on June 5, 2022 | |
Whittling the knitteryQuavered on May 8, 2022 | |
Flogging the dinosaurFlailed around on May 1, 2022 | |
A stubby little short weekTrolloped around on April 24, 2022 | |
An exaggeratedly long weekGalloped about on April 17, 2022 | |
A wanted carton of wontonsTrotted out on April 10, 2022 | |
A curious nine-day weekDialed on April 3, 2022 | |
Seven point two hundredCommitted on March 27, 2022 | |
The twentieth best day of my lifeEasily understood on March 20, 2022 | |
A hilarious pair of ducksRedpilled on March 13, 2022 | |
The stars screamed at me, but why?Shredded on March 6, 2022 | |
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affairCannibalized on February 27, 2022 | |
Interwoven threads of witless booberySpiked on February 20, 2022 | |
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feetErred on February 13, 2022 | |
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?Hammered on February 6, 2022 | |
The door slammed in my faceSlammed on January 30, 2022 | |
Hard avocados and soft stonesRipened on January 23, 2022 | |
Confound deliveryStarched on January 16, 2022 | |
Nothing happenedObliviated on January 9, 2022 | |
New years and new neighborsBunted on January 2, 2022 | |
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light creamCollected before December 26, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
Shouting at every houseplantShouted at before December 5, 2021 | |
An adventure in Dingleberry–DumpsterismDumped and stirred on November 28, 2021 | |
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks warEmbattled on November 21, 2021 | |
A Sefernday to ſurely rememberObſerved on October 24, 2021 | |
Losing weight at the lost-and-foundBonked on September 19, 2021 | |
And then I’ll fart one more time, and…Intruded upon August 29, 2021 | |
Fish upon the landPhished on July 18, 2021 | |
My arm just follows themDetached on July 11, 2021 | |
An Independence Day to rememberIn the pants on July 4, 2021 | |
To narfle the gömböcBalanced on June 27, 2021 | |
José Vargas de las Joyas MatemáticasDivided by zero on June 13, 2021 | |
An infinite pieUnbounded on June 6, 2021 | |
A costly, costive dilemmaClystered on April 4, 2021 | |
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliffGoat got on December 30, 2012 | |
Mooey, mooey, moo!Lowed at on December 9, 2012 | |
Horses, drugs, and some VolvosRevolved around December 2, 2012 | |
A parable that should explain everythingEnchanted on November 18, 2012 | |
Ungabungabugandabunga!Land-locked on November 11, 2012 | |
The geese were angryAngered before November 4, 2012 | |
Ziti—with lines, pleaseLollygagged on October 28, 2012 | |
In my own back yardExtirpated on September 30, 2012 | |
Livin’ large in the large intestineEmboweled on September 23, 2012 | |
The September that wouldn’t beElided on September 2, 2012 | |
My competitive worm charming daysVermiculated on August 26, 2012 | |
Upon the Fimbriated PlanetFlabbled about on August 5, 2012 | |
And the neckties writhedSpiraled around July 29, 2012 | |
The ÅSS Goose from the MachineBageled on July 22, 2012 | |
Here I froze and here I diedDubstepped on July 8, 2012 | |
A hortensical SeferndayHortensed on July 1, 2012 | |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer spaceRocketed on June 24, 2012 | |
I am the humperdumperdink!Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012 | |
My skin was thinkingConsidered for June 3, 2012 | |
The death of Argo NavisTrisected before April 29, 2012 | |
Surviving April Fools DayFoxholed on April 1, 2012 | |
Toad rental—cheap!Rented on March 18, 2012 | |
Axons across beard-seconds of darknessStretched out February 19, 2012 | |
Seven point one hundredReleased on February 5, 2012 | |
Thoughts diverging from realityConverging on January 29, 2012 | |
Dreams in a hole in the groundTrespassed before January 1, 2012 | |
A journey to Upper SilesiaGruelled on December 18, 2011 | |
A sally to the KremlinRed squared on December 11, 2011 | |
A jaunt to Washington, D.C.Filibustered on December 4, 2011 | |
Like a herd of turtlesFrightened on November 6, 2011 | |
A snootful of donutsImbibed before October 2, 2011 | |
A paean to panicGlibbered about on September 25, 2011 | |
Gnomes? In my photocopier?Litigated before September 18, 2011 | |
Ten yearsHijacked on September 11, 2011 | |
The toadskin kazooToads skinned on September 4, 2011 | |
A stick of pepperoni a dayBordured on August 21, 2011 | |
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?Marred on August 14, 2011 | |
The day endedGibbered about on August 7, 2011 | |
Just shaving the dogPreened on July 31, 2011 | |
Disgorgement and cheddarSquassated on July 24, 2011 | |
The harooloos grew closerRepositioned on July 17, 2011 | |
Impossibly shaped bowlsWhiled away before July 10, 2011 | |
Just so he could moo at someonePercolated on July 3, 2011 | |
Moobly Sefernday!Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011 | |
What the heck… is bothering me?Chanted on June 12, 2011 | |
Potted meatUnpotted on June 5, 2011 | |
Incipits being rather popishLubricated on May 22, 2011 | |
Reflecting on corn gone wrongParoled on May 15, 2011 | |
Hnnnngggghhhh!Strained on May 1, 2011 | |
Dyssynergic defecationSplashed down on April 24, 2011 | |
The tight, grimacing faceImpacted before April 17, 2011 | |
Plårp and I did our bestPotted on April 10, 2011 | |
Cool beansBeaned on March 27, 2011 | |
Rotating in placeCaligulated on March 20, 2011 | |
A dark and stormy nightStormdrained on February 6, 2011 | |
Requiem for a triangular briefcaseImmured on January 30, 2011 | |
In feckless search of a new bodyTransplanted before January 23, 2011 | |
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!Diagnosed on January 9, 2011 | |
Fluffernutter… or treacle?Stickied on January 2, 2011 | |
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting ChristmasClamored about on December 26, 2010 | |
Back to Pam & Meg’sGoatmulched on December 12, 2010 | |
An alabasterously magnificent findFound before December 5, 2010 | |
The frozen PnårpLast thing I remembered on October 24, 2010 | |
Ollanthorpe Memorial HospitalAtrophied before October 10, 2010 | |
Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!Flatulated on October 3, 2010 | |
Parndiddle McForsterbasterPinned up on September 5, 2010 | |
Tater-totting crunkfireClapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010 | |
Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert ÅrpStumbled around on August 8, 2010 | |
Ah, the first of August!Firstly on August 1, 2010 | |
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneysUrinated on on July 18, 2010 | |
Boom! Boom, boom, boom!Orbited on July 11, 2010 | |
Technicolor horse testiclesNuked on June 27, 2010 | |
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010 | |
The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–HampsterismGuzzled on May 9, 2010 | |
Thousands of Eggmen against one little PnårpDestalinized on May 2, 2010 | |
I had eggs today!Oviposited on April 18, 2010 | |
Ham by the brickMechanically extracted on March 28, 2010 | |
A Hilarius pair of ducksGuffawed at after March 14, 2010 | |
Return from the BrundlebeyondDisgorged on March 7, 2010 | |
Stay spooned for more!Spooned on August 10, 2008 | |
Into the BrundlesphereDescended upon on August 3, 2008 | |
Through the tunnelCrossed over on July 27, 2008 | |
The BrundlesphereEntangled on July 20, 2008 | |
Crossing the hatchesPasteurized for June 22, 2008 | |
Not so dead againRecomposed right before March 2, 2008 | |
A whole pile of flapdoodles from ShitlingthorpeRecollected on February 17, 2008 | |
Today is January 27Punched on January 27, 2008 | |
Gnomes? In my kettles?Nonsensed at January 20, 2008 | |
Lo’ KweeishaPornographed on January 13, 2008 | |
Bubble wrap and bubble buttsThawed on January 6, 2008 | |
Free at lastSelf-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007 | |
The one true goddess!Duffeled on November 18, 2007 | |
There’s nothing in my head!Scuffled with on November 11, 2007 | |
Snuffle off to BuffaloSniffled at on November 4, 2007 | |
Strahazazhia smiles upon meGone wrong on October 28, 2007 | |
The deep blue face of failureDone wrong on October 21, 2007 | |
Graceful as Loquisha’s solesDanced with on October 14, 2007 | |
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceshipDiseased prior to October 7, 2007 | |
Pnårp’s in spaceStation-kept on September 30, 2007 | |
Why does the pi float?Floated by on September 23, 2007 | |
Why do the stars scream?Screamed about on September 16, 2007 | |
Under Pam & Meg’sDelved under on September 9, 2007 | |
Indeed I can go home againReturned home on August 26, 2007 | |
Dugongs abound in my ear canals!Tiled over on August 19, 2007 | |
Plårp!Plopped down on July 15, 2007 | |
Press any keyPressed on June 24, 2007 | |
Paisley timeEnslaved on June 17, 2007 | |
Back to Harry’sIngratiated on June 10, 2007 | |
Ol’ Grummie’s back!Bungled up on June 3, 2007 | |
Further visages of feet-&-toesHieroticalized on May 6, 2007 | |
Sleeping in the closetLamented on April 22, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: Last decreeDecreed on April 15, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: HomageLegislated on April 8, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: TaxesPropagated on April 1, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip IPromulgated on March 25, 2007 | |
Eight yearsAnniversed four days before March 11, 2007 | |
131,072 Schmongeloid conscriptsDecimated on March 4, 2007 | |
No one expects the Schmalkaldic LeagueVanquished on February 25, 2007 | |
Digging up the back yardCashed in on February 18, 2007 | |
Alyssa Milano lives!Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007 | |
Suing Alyssa MilanoBombarded after January 14, 2007 | |
Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006 | |
’Twas the night before ChristmasProstituted on December 24, 2006 | |
The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58Whored out on December 10, 2006 | |
Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingoHypothesized on November 5, 2006 | |
Loquisha, you hornswoggler!Added to taste on October 29, 2006 | |
Mesothelioma in a drainage ditchStir-fried for October 22, 2006 | |
Gnomelandia DayFilleted on October 15, 2006 | |
The Third ComingChopped lightly on October 8, 2006 | |
Ollanthorpe Savings BankPuréed on October 1, 2006 | |
I remembered a lot this week!Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006 | |
Terrorists! Terrorists!!Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006 | |
Haldûrburðgar, Lord and EmperorKnifed with a spoon on September 10, 2006 | |
As kudzu crept up her anklesEncircled on August 13, 2006 | |
Incipient garden gnomes pouring down againWined & dined on August 6, 2006 | |
New GardegnomiaNavigated to on July 30, 2006 | |
A disastrous pie-eating contestDrawn and quartered on July 16, 2006 | |
Gormless bastard!Located to the right of June 25, 2006 | |
A cock-up, to be sureErected on June 4, 2006 | |
I thought this was better!?Harvested before May 28, 2006 | |
Oatmeal cookies and their spiesWeeded on May 21, 2006 | |
Pam & Meg’sWheeled about on April 23, 2006 | |
The Englebee Troobles live!Transubstantiated on April 16, 2006 | |
My new neighbor from GeorgiaNazified on April 2, 2006 | |
The haberdashery, act IVWanted on March 26, 2006 | |
The haberdashery, act IIIHaunted on March 19, 2006 | |
I need a new hobbyTelephoned on February 19, 2006 | |
A pastry on both your houses!Made peace with on February 12, 2006 | |
Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she saidInterrupted before February 5, 2006 | |
Schmongeling Gnomes from Westphalia?Schmongeled under January 8, 2006 | |
368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shopTarpapered over on January 1, 2006 | |
Today being Christmas…Made merry on December 25, 2005 | |
The perfect symmetry of a letterExcreted slightly before December 18, 2005 | |
Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster FlapdoodlesZanzibarred on December 11, 2005 | |
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasherBelted out on December 4, 2005 | |
My house burned down todayIncinerated on November 20, 2005 | |
Stewing in my own juicesBrewed on November 13, 2005 | |
A visit to EigentoriaEmigrated on November 6, 2005 | |
I shall visit EigentoriaBandied about on October 30, 2005 | |
The thick, meaty center of an eigenfactorRidiculed on October 23, 2005 | |
Caught in a wet noodling contestNoodled on October 16, 2005 | |
The lawn gnomes prance!Gingerbreaded on October 9, 2005 | |
Saturday was the worstHobnobbed on October 2, 2005 | |
The return of the garden gnomesStar-spangled high above September 25, 2005 | |
Abortifacient skies, the burning airSlobbered all over on September 11, 2005 | |
Troobles, long and hardDeluged on August 7, 2005 | |
Soft, and steaming lightlyCastigated on July 31, 2005 | |
Umph… plurgh… splat!Beautified on July 17, 2005 | |
I slithered blithely out the doorFetishized on July 3, 2005 | |
A gaggle of garden gnomesEngulfed on June 26, 2005 | |
Incipient garden gnomes pouring downShined & enshrined on June 19, 2005 |