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Slithering blithely out the door…?

Entries mentioning slithering blithely

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Toiling away smoilishly

Toiled away on March 14, 2021

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Why do the stars scream?

Screamed about on September 16, 2007

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

The perfect symmetry of a letter

Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005

Saturday was the worst

Hobnobbed on October 2, 2005

The return of the garden gnomes

Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005

I slithered blithely out the door

Fetishized on July 3, 2005