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Entries mentioning the abyss

The wheel of life

Braked on November 9, 2025

Pigs fly just fine

Porked on February 18, 2024

Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)

Portended on July 16, 2023

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012