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Entries mentioning candles

High as a froth at the anymore

Frothed on March 22, 2026

How was I supposed to know that…?

Decapitated on February 15, 2026

A seven more pointed to

Dejiggered on January 18, 2026

A hankering and a beanwatering

Beans watered on October 26, 2025

Purple prose asphyxia

Blockaded on May 26, 2024

The tapering of taped cans and candies

Canned on January 7, 2024

A Sefernday to surely forget

Sefernalized on November 19, 2023

Whittling the knittery

Quavered on May 8, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

From Commodus to Vespasian—

Detruded on April 11, 2021

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

Lo’ Kweeisha

Pornographed on January 13, 2008

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005