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Entries mentioning glorpf-snakes

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

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Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010