Entries mentioning bagels | |
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So I didn’t want them anymoreFeted on June 23, 2024 | |
Never put a fish in your carWrapped on May 12, 2024 | |
The case of the windy toiletManicured on March 10, 2024 | |
Pig-headed and ham-fistedCleaved on March 3, 2024 | |
Seven point three hundredPaltered on February 25, 2024 | |
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)Portended on July 16, 2023 | |
The day ended before it beganEndorsed on March 19, 2023 | |
To be a featureless white wormGouged out on March 12, 2023 | |
My spaghetti trees had all floweredDisassembled on February 19, 2023 | |
Autumn had arrivedFloundered on October 16, 2022 | |
The deep toasterSmeared on October 9, 2022 | |
History looked at me this weekTransported on September 4, 2022 | |
Two halves of a bagelMisaligned on July 31, 2022 | |
Tuck in flap to closeKnocked up on July 17, 2022 | |
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled benderRefueled on June 19, 2022 | |
A wanted carton of wontonsTrotted out on April 10, 2022 | |
The twentieth best day of my lifeEasily understood on March 20, 2022 | |
To muffle up a gooſeMuffled up on October 31, 2021 | |
Not a typewriterTabulated on July 25, 2021 | |
José Vargas de las Joyas MatemáticasDivided by zero on June 13, 2021 | |
200,000 flip-flop–related injuriesDiscalceated on May 9, 2021 | |
This coming Friday…Prognosticated after December 16, 2012 | |
In my own back yardExtirpated on September 30, 2012 | |
Livin’ large in the large intestineEmboweled on September 23, 2012 | |
Illin’ in the ileumChillin’ on September 16, 2012 | |
A sojourn through the jejunumCatabolized on September 9, 2012 | |
The September that wouldn’t beElided on September 2, 2012 | |
My competitive worm charming daysVermiculated on August 26, 2012 | |
When Saturday is SundayBlown right past August 19, 2012 | |
The turtle herds of insomniaNōDōz’d on August 12, 2012 | |
Upon the Fimbriated PlanetFlabbled about on August 5, 2012 | |
And the neckties writhedSpiraled around July 29, 2012 | |
The ÅSS Goose from the MachineBageled on July 22, 2012 | |
Planet of the geeseHonked at on July 15, 2012 | |
Here I froze and here I diedDubstepped on July 8, 2012 | |
A hortensical SeferndayHortensed on July 1, 2012 | |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer spaceRocketed on June 24, 2012 | |
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012 | |
Vox clamantis in desertoCheddared on May 6, 2012 | |
The day endedGibbered about on August 7, 2011 | |
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin StreetBorfnagled on March 6, 2011 | |
The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner BoulevardDrenched in sweat on December 17, 2006 | |
A visit to EigentoriaEmigrated on November 6, 2005 | |
I shall visit EigentoriaBandied about on October 30, 2005 |