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Entries mentioning bagels

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

To muffle up a gooſe

Muffled up on October 31, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas

Divided by zero on June 13, 2021

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

Illin’ in the ileum

Chillin’ on September 16, 2012

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

The September that wouldn’t be

Elided on September 2, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

When Saturday is Sunday

Blown right past August 19, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

Here I froze and here I died

Dubstepped on July 8, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006

A visit to Eigentoria

Emigrated on November 6, 2005

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005