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Entries mentioning farming

Toppings on the bottom?

Bottomed out on December 18, 2022

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy

Forstraught on October 30, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010