Entries mentioning bacon | |
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My toilet float… sankGroused about on February 23, 2025 | |
Meat-based vegetablesMeted out on February 9, 2025 | |
The man who lived inside wallsOutgurned before February 2, 2025 | |
A horse, a printer, a chipmunk, a ruined handbagHorse-drawn on January 12, 2025 | |
Endless rows of housesPlanned and zoned on August 11, 2024 | |
Too many questionsQuestioned on July 7, 2024 | |
So many questionsTrebled on April 21, 2024 | |
Pigs fly just finePorked on February 18, 2024 | |
Corn gone bacon and eggsConsterned on September 3, 2023 | |
Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing NurdlebuttBellyached on August 13, 2023 | |
It doesn’t have to—but I always doNeedn’t on June 4, 2023 | |
Being six feet tallFathomed on April 9, 2023 | |
No more barriers to crossSurpassed on January 15, 2023 | |
A real galleyshnogger of a ChristmasDove in on December 25, 2022 | |
Al Gore: A User’s ManualPeered at on December 4, 2022 | |
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleysThanks given on November 27, 2022 | |
History looked at me this weekTransported on September 4, 2022 | |
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manureStacked high on June 26, 2022 | |
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled benderRefueled on June 19, 2022 | |
A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomesWriggled on June 5, 2022 | |
A hilarious pair of ducksRedpilled on March 13, 2022 | |
The stars screamed at me, but why?Shredded on March 6, 2022 | |
To muffle up a gooſeMuffled up on October 31, 2021 | |
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoeFrowned at on October 3, 2021 | |
And then I’ll fart one more time, and…Intruded upon August 29, 2021 | |
Another day, another pig warSplined on June 20, 2021 | |
Something breakfasty and sausage-likeBaconated on April 25, 2021 | |
Planet of the geeseHonked at on July 15, 2012 | |
Hoarsely the Pnårp sangHorsed around on May 13, 2012 | |
And then the cold cuts dancedRonpauled on January 15, 2012 | |
Back to Pam & Meg’sGoatmulched on December 12, 2010 | |
I had eggs today!Oviposited on April 18, 2010 | |
Suddenly ablazeIgnited on March 9, 2008 | |
Why does the pi float?Floated by on September 23, 2007 | |
Paisley timeEnslaved on June 17, 2007 | |
The haberdashery, act IIIHaunted on March 19, 2006 | |
