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Entries mentioning bacon

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

To muffle up a gooſe

Muffled up on October 31, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

The haberdashery, act III

Haunted on March 19, 2006