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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Entries mentioning medicine

There’s a joke in here somewhere

Pedicured on March 17, 2024

Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier

Illustrated on February 4, 2024

My life as a computer

Computed on January 14, 2024

The tapering of taped cans and candies

Canned on January 7, 2024

Snow crabs and snow leopards

Piled up upon December 3, 2023

A turtle extended its neck and quacked

Resisted on April 23, 2023

To be a featureless white worm

Gouged out on March 12, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

Batting the package

Semiquavered on May 15, 2022

Whittling the knittery

Quavered on May 8, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

An out-of-place trashcan

Recycled on November 14, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

My arm just follows them

Detached on July 11, 2021

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16, 2021

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

Harshbarger Memorial Hospital

Discharged on October 17, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008

There’s nothing in my head!

Scuffled with on November 11, 2007

3,600 eigenserfs and a function key

Indentured forever after July 8, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

A visit to Eigentoria

Emigrated on November 6, 2005

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005