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Entries mentioning stumblebums

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

Whittling the knittery

Quavered on May 8, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

From Commodus to Vespasian—

Detruded on April 11, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

Ring above?

Rung above on May 25, 2008

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

3,600 eigenserfs and a function key

Indentured forever after July 8, 2007

The missing fourteenth key

Lost before July 1, 2007

Digging up the back yard

Cashed in on February 18, 2007

Shekels at the cat-canning plant

Devoted on February 11, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006