Entries mentioning blondes | |
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By fish or by FinnFinished after September 10, 2023 | |
Corn gone bacon and eggsConsterned on September 3, 2023 | |
Cwæþ the PnårpJactitated on August 27, 2023 | |
Negotiating a goats-for-oats dealAbnegated on August 20, 2023 | |
Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing NurdlebuttBellyached on August 13, 2023 | |
Playing a katydid like a fiddleDiddled on August 6, 2023 | |
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrassSnorkeled on June 11, 2023 | |
It doesn’t have to—but I always doNeedn’t on June 4, 2023 | |
Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple!Cursed on May 28, 2023 | |
Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp!Sworn on May 21, 2023 | |
Tuna surpriseSurprised on May 14, 2023 | |
Why fish don’t have feetExpiscated on May 7, 2023 | |
A monolithic dumpPumped and dumped on April 30, 2023 | |
A turtle extended its neck and quackedResisted on April 23, 2023 | |
Being a little bit tallerRacked on April 16, 2023 | |
Being six feet tallFathomed on April 9, 2023 | |
The unwary victim of cellular ennuiMetabolized on April 2, 2023 | |
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian ShieldDismantled on March 26, 2023 | |
The day ended before it beganEndorsed on March 19, 2023 | |
To be a featureless white wormGouged out on March 12, 2023 | |
Landing head-first in MarchMade it on March 5, 2023 | |
To catch a flyLashed on February 26, 2023 | |
My spaghetti trees had all floweredDisassembled on February 19, 2023 | |
And the rest was historyRevised for February 12, 2023 | |
The house that Pnårp builtStacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023 | |
A mystery of hasps and coat hangersFastened on January 29, 2023 | |
Thinking for myselfCerebrated on January 22, 2023 | |
No more barriers to crossSurpassed on January 15, 2023 | |
Feeling rather non-EuclideanKnotted on January 8, 2023 | |
I am my thoughts… I am timeAnnuated on January 1, 2023 | |
A real galleyshnogger of a ChristmasDove in on December 25, 2022 | |
Toppings on the bottom?Bottomed out on December 18, 2022 | |
We were bipedal murder chickensCorned on December 11, 2022 | |
Al Gore: A User’s ManualPeered at on December 4, 2022 | |
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleysThanks given on November 27, 2022 | |
You are a crazy personMaddened on November 20, 2022 | |
Change you can be leaf inBogged down on November 13, 2022 | |
With a ploot, ploot, ploot!Born on November 6, 2022 | |
A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcyForstraught on October 30, 2022 | |
I wish my spoons were strongerSnooped on October 23, 2022 | |
Autumn had arrivedFloundered on October 16, 2022 | |
The deep toasterSmeared on October 9, 2022 | |
And then the flies dancedSmelt on October 2, 2022 | |
Yet still bereft of meaningCreamed on September 25, 2022 | |
A veritable trash dump of wordsWhipped on September 18, 2022 | |
Tuck in flap to closeKnocked up on July 17, 2022 | |
Gnocco after gnoccoKnocked on on July 10, 2022 | |
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled benderRefueled on June 19, 2022 | |
A stubby little short weekTrolloped around on April 24, 2022 | |
A curious nine-day weekDialed on April 3, 2022 | |
Seven point two hundredCommitted on March 27, 2022 | |
The stars screamed at me, but why?Shredded on March 6, 2022 | |
Interwoven threads of witless booberySpiked on February 20, 2022 | |
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light creamCollected before December 26, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
A Sefernday to ſurely rememberObſerved on October 24, 2021 | |
A lesson in poor metricationFound wanting on October 10, 2021 | |
Great Dane or greatest Dane?Deigned on May 23, 2021 | |
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacriticsIred on May 16, 2021 | |
Keeping those goats down in the holeBored on April 18, 2021 | |
Maybe it was the locationTripped out on March 21, 2021 | |
Toiling away smoilishlyToiled away on March 14, 2021 | |
This coming Friday…Prognosticated after December 16, 2012 | |
Mooey, mooey, moo!Lowed at on December 9, 2012 | |
The geese were angryAngered before November 4, 2012 | |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer spaceRocketed on June 24, 2012 | |
I am the humperdumperdink!Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012 | |
My skin was thinkingConsidered for June 3, 2012 | |
Hoarsely the Pnårp sangHorsed around on May 13, 2012 | |
The death of Argo NavisTrisected before April 29, 2012 | |
A box! A box! A box of…Puttered about on April 15, 2012 | |
Surviving April Fools DayFoxholed on April 1, 2012 | |
To order a coffeeCaffeinated on March 25, 2012 | |
Axons across beard-seconds of darknessStretched out February 19, 2012 | |
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystalFractured on February 12, 2012 | |
And then the cold cuts dancedRonpauled on January 15, 2012 | |
This entry is missing!Misplaced before January 8, 2012 | |
Dreams in a hole in the groundTrespassed before January 1, 2012 | |
A sleigh ride to the North PoleKringled on December 25, 2011 | |
A journey to Upper SilesiaGruelled on December 18, 2011 | |
A sally to the KremlinRed squared on December 11, 2011 | |
A jaunt to Washington, D.C.Filibustered on December 4, 2011 | |
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping parkSoil sampled on November 13, 2011 | |
Like a herd of turtlesFrightened on November 6, 2011 | |
Fimbriated armless and leglessCharged on October 30, 2011 | |
Schtumpfenfrumpt!Stumped on October 16, 2011 | |
A snootful of donutsImbibed before October 2, 2011 | |
The toadskin kazooToads skinned on September 4, 2011 | |
Uneventful, boring, and blandNothing happened on August 28, 2011 | |
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?Marred on August 14, 2011 | |
The day endedGibbered about on August 7, 2011 | |
Disgorgement and cheddarSquassated on July 24, 2011 | |
The harooloos grew closerRepositioned on July 17, 2011 | |
Potted meatUnpotted on June 5, 2011 | |
Plårp and I did our bestPotted on April 10, 2011 | |
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin StreetBorfnagled on March 6, 2011 | |
A dark and Strommy nightThurmonned on February 27, 2011 | |
A dark and stormy nightStormdrained on February 6, 2011 | |
Fluffernutter… or treacle?Stickied on January 2, 2011 | |
An alabasterously magnificent findFound before December 5, 2010 | |
Ah, the first of August!Firstly on August 1, 2010 | |
Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of HitlerSnickerdickered on March 30, 2008 | |
Strahazazhia smiles upon meGone wrong on October 28, 2007 | |
Plårp!Plopped down on July 15, 2007 | |
Paisley timeEnslaved on June 17, 2007 | |
Ol’ Grummie’s back!Bungled up on June 3, 2007 | |
Ravna and a ligatureMagic-marked on May 20, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: Last decreeDecreed on April 15, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: HomageLegislated on April 8, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: TaxesPropagated on April 1, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip IPromulgated on March 25, 2007 | |
Digging up the back yardCashed in on February 18, 2007 | |
Suing Alyssa MilanoBombarded after January 14, 2007 | |
’Twas the night before ChristmasProstituted on December 24, 2006 | |
Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt?Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006 | |
Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingoHypothesized on November 5, 2006 | |
I found a scrap of paper in my pocketRebutted on May 23, 1999 |