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Entries mentioning Afghanistan

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Plårp, Plårp, Plårp!

Lopped off on July 29, 2007

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

The stars scream at me louder than ever!!

Suspended from October 24, 1999

The Countess-Prelate von Sträsmussenbörg

Bleeped out for September 19, 1999

Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant

Remixed before September 12, 1999

It gets hot in Afghanistani prisons

Given to my daughter on August 29, 1999

No kind of Trooble infatuates anyone

Fondled on August 22, 1999