Entries mentioning beards | |
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By fish or by FinnFinished after September 10, 2023 | |
Negotiating a goats-for-oats dealAbnegated on August 20, 2023 | |
Rejecting both Church Latin and the CiceronianConjugated on July 30, 2023 | |
Why fish don’t have feetExpiscated on May 7, 2023 | |
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleysThanks given on November 27, 2022 | |
And then the flies dancedSmelt on October 2, 2022 | |
The long, greasy roadLubed up on July 3, 2022 | |
A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomesWriggled on June 5, 2022 | |
An exaggeratedly long weekGalloped about on April 17, 2022 | |
A wanted carton of wontonsTrotted out on April 10, 2022 | |
A curious nine-day weekDialed on April 3, 2022 | |
The twentieth best day of my lifeEasily understood on March 20, 2022 | |
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feetErred on February 13, 2022 | |
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?Hammered on February 6, 2022 | |
Nothing happenedObliviated on January 9, 2022 | |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
The pink, sticky day endedChaptered and versed on September 12, 2021 | |
An arpeggio for SnarpegonSpatchcocked on March 28, 2021 | |
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliffGoat got on December 30, 2012 | |
In my own back yardExtirpated on September 30, 2012 | |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer spaceRocketed on June 24, 2012 | |
Axons across beard-seconds of darknessStretched out February 19, 2012 | |
Ten yearsHijacked on September 11, 2011 | |
What the heck… is bothering me?Chanted on June 12, 2011 | |
Potted meatUnpotted on June 5, 2011 | |
Noshing on my favorite keyboardFluttered on July 4, 2010 | |
A Hilarius pair of ducksGuffawed at after March 14, 2010 | |
Return from the BrundlebeyondDisgorged on March 7, 2010 | |
Ol’ Grummie’s back!Bungled up on June 3, 2007 | |
No one expects the Schmalkaldic LeagueVanquished on February 25, 2007 | |
Gnomelandia DayFilleted on October 15, 2006 | |
As kudzu crept up her anklesEncircled on August 13, 2006 | |
New GardegnomiaNavigated to on July 30, 2006 | |
No diceGambled over on July 9, 2006 | |
Captain Pinnfarb explains it allPositioned left of June 18, 2006 | |
I slithered blithely out the doorFetishized on July 3, 2005 | |
Incipient garden gnomes pouring downShined & enshrined on June 19, 2005 | |
