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Entries mentioning beards

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

No dice

Gambled over on July 9, 2006

Captain Pinnfarb explains it all

Positioned left of June 18, 2006

I slithered blithely out the door

Fetishized on July 3, 2005

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down

Shined & enshrined on June 19, 2005