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Entries mentioning ants

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

Change you can be leaf in

Bogged down on November 13, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

And I still couldn’t find my comb

Nosedove before August 22, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010

Poesies and toesies indeed!

Tentacle-raped on July 25, 2010

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005