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Entries mentioning mice

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Ring above?

Rung above on May 25, 2008

’Twas the night before Christmas

Prostituted on December 24, 2006

Bloviating and brachiating

Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006

I remembered a lot this week!

Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005

Music erupted from my bed cushions

Cosigned on April 24, 2005

My dear brother Grårp!

Crucified for March 13, 2005