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And then what happened next— Scrapped on May 18, 2025
The tubular boob tube Cubed on April 27, 2025
Where all the payphones went Rung up on April 13, 2025
A horse, a printer, a chipmunk, a ruined handbag Horse-drawn on January 12, 2025
Have a good one Had on December 8, 2024
There are no bagels there Spaced on November 17, 2024
But for me, it was Tuesday For me it was October 13, 2024
Endless rows of houses Planned and zoned on August 11, 2024
Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bites Murderized on August 4, 2024
One moron’s opinion Opined for May 19, 2024
Nose, the best smelling device Stunk down on April 28, 2024
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
My life as a computer Computed on January 14, 2024
Do better Retracted on November 26, 2023
A Sefernday to surely forget Sefernalized on November 19, 2023
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
Playing a katydid like a fiddle Diddled on August 6, 2023
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass Snorkeled on June 11, 2023
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4, 2023
Being six feet tall Fathomed on April 9, 2023
To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
Thinking for myself Cerebrated on January 22, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
Change you can be leaf in Bogged down on November 13, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
On any given day Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022
Catastrophes—but no anastrophe Mishappened on August 14, 2022
Two halves of a bagel Misaligned on July 31, 2022
Gnocco after gnocco Knocked on on July 10, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
Miscounting the protons Demisemiquavered on May 22, 2022
Whittling the knittery Quavered on May 8, 2022
An exaggeratedly long week Galloped about on April 17, 2022
Seven point two hundred Committed on March 27, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
A hilarious pair of ducks Redpilled on March 13, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet Erred on February 13, 2022
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen? Hammered on February 6, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
Hard avocados and soft stones Ripened on January 23, 2022
New years and new neighbors Bunted on January 2, 2022
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
A Sefernday to ſurely remember Obſerved on October 24, 2021
A lesson in poor metrication Found wanting on October 10, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
And I still couldn’t find my comb Nosedove before August 22, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25, 2021
Fish upon the land Phished on July 18, 2021
To narfle the gömböc Balanced on June 27, 2021
José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas Divided by zero on June 13, 2021
An infinite pie Unbounded on June 6, 2021
Too many Sundays Quintupled on May 30, 2021
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics Ired on May 16, 2021
Keeping those goats down in the hole Bored on April 18, 2021
An arpeggio for Snarpegon Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021
Maybe it was the location Tripped out on March 21, 2021
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
Ungabungabugandabunga! Land-locked on November 11, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys! Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012
I am the humperdumperdink! Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
The death of Argo Navis Trisected before April 29, 2012
Gurning for two Faces made before April 8, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
Axons across beard-seconds of darkness Stretched out February 19, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Seven point one hundred Released on February 5, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
Thoughts converging toward reality Diverging from January 22, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
A journey to Upper Silesia Gruelled on December 18, 2011
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
Like a herd of turtles Frightened on November 6, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets? Marred on August 14, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Disgorgement and cheddar Squassated on July 24, 2011
The harooloos grew closer Repositioned on July 17, 2011
Impossibly shaped bowls Whiled away before July 10, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
Moobly Sefernday! Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011
What the heck… is bothering me? Chanted on June 12, 2011
Potted meat Unpotted on June 5, 2011
Today being Mamårp’s day Smothered on May 8, 2011
Hnnnngggghhhh! Strained on May 1, 2011
The tight, grimacing face Impacted before April 17, 2011
Plårp and I did our best Potted on April 10, 2011
Sigmund Freud would be proud Electrified on April 3, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
A dark and smarmy night Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011
Requiem for a triangular briefcase Immured on January 30, 2011
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! Diagnosed on January 9, 2011
Fluffernutter… or treacle? Stickied on January 2, 2011
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas Clamored about on December 26, 2010
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
Back to Pam & Meg’s Goatmulched on December 12, 2010
An alabasterously magnificent find Found before December 5, 2010
Mr. Årp goes to city hall Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010
The frozen Pnårp Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010
Harshbarger Memorial Hospital Discharged on October 17, 2010
Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital Atrophied before October 10, 2010
Insidious flobcumber pie Perchanced upon on September 19, 2010
Parndiddle McForsterbaster Pinned up on September 5, 2010
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys Urinated on on July 18, 2010
Technicolor horse testicles Nuked on June 27, 2010
Joyful Sefernday, everyone! Envisaged on June 6, 2010
Ham by the brick Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010
A Hilarius pair of ducks Guffawed at after March 14, 2010
Into the Brundlesphere Descended upon on August 3, 2008
Requiem for a haberdasher Eulogized on June 8, 2008
A whiz and a giggle Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008
Today is January 27 Punched on January 27, 2008
Lo’ Kweeisha Pornographed on January 13, 2008
Bubble wrap and bubble butts Thawed on January 6, 2008
Free at last Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007
The one true goddess! Duffeled on November 18, 2007
There’s nothing in my head! Scuffled with on November 11, 2007
Snuffle off to Buffalo Sniffled at on November 4, 2007
Strahazazhia smiles upon me Gone wrong on October 28, 2007
The deep blue face of failure Done wrong on October 21, 2007
Graceful as Loquisha’s soles Danced with on October 14, 2007
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceship Diseased prior to October 7, 2007
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
Why does the pi float? Floated by on September 23, 2007
Under Pam & Meg’s Delved under on September 9, 2007
Grumfeld redux Simmered on September 2, 2007
3,600 eigenserfs and a function key Indentured forever after July 8, 2007
The missing fourteenth key Lost before July 1, 2007
Press any key Pressed on June 24, 2007
Paisley time Enslaved on June 17, 2007
Ol’ Grummie’s back! Bungled up on June 3, 2007
No one expects the Schmalkaldic League Vanquished on February 25, 2007
Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp Entrenched under January 28, 2007
Suing Alyssa Milano Bombarded after January 14, 2007
Fort Flabberwocky was a myth! Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006
Bloviating and brachiating Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006
Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo Hypothesized on November 5, 2006
Loquisha, you hornswoggler! Added to taste on October 29, 2006
Gnomelandia Day Filleted on October 15, 2006
Ollanthorpe Savings Bank Puréed on October 1, 2006
I remembered a lot this week! Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006
Terrorists! Terrorists!! Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006
Attacked by tadpoles! Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006
As kudzu crept up her ankles Encircled on August 13, 2006
A disastrous pie-eating contest Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006
Captain Pinnfarb explains it all Positioned left of June 18, 2006
The wall gong exhibition Molested on June 11, 2006
My oatmeal cookies Surveilled pursuant to May 7, 2006
Pam & Meg’s Wheeled about on April 23, 2006
The Englebee Troobles live! Transubstantiated on April 16, 2006
My new neighbor from Georgia Nazified on April 2, 2006
The haberdashery, act IV Wanted on March 26, 2006
The haberdashery, act III Haunted on March 19, 2006
The haberdashery, act II Flaunted on March 12, 2006
The haberdashery, act I Taunted on March 5, 2006
I need a new hobby Telephoned on February 19, 2006
Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said Interrupted before February 5, 2006
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher Belted out on December 4, 2005
My house burned down today Incinerated on November 20, 2005
Stewing in my own juices Brewed on November 13, 2005
A visit to Eigentoria Emigrated on November 6, 2005
I shall visit Eigentoria Bandied about on October 30, 2005
The thick, meaty center of an eigenfactor Ridiculed on October 23, 2005
Abortifacient skies, the burning air Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005
Troobles, long and hard Deluged on August 7, 2005
Soft, and steaming lightly Castigated on July 31, 2005
The perspicacious side of the planet Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005
I slithered blithely out the door Fetishized on July 3, 2005
A gaggle of garden gnomes Engulfed on June 26, 2005
What an Englebee Trooble is Incarcerated on June 12, 2005
Zero-factor linguistics Laughed about within June 5, 2005
The Magic Oreo Machine™ Played footsie with on May 29, 2005
Eigenfactor Given to charity prior to May 22, 2005
I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one Popularized for April 10, 2005
My dear brother Grårp! Crucified for March 13, 2005
Samuel Dreckers Carbonized prior to March 6, 2005
Contemplating the Spice Girls Best if sold by February 27, 2005
Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet Reeducated on February 20, 2005
The Troobles exist… Inoculated on January 30, 2005
Curse inflatable hotdogs Expurgated on January 23, 2005
Searching forever for the elusive Troobles Squandered because of October 31, 1999
The stars scream at me louder than ever!! Suspended from October 24, 1999
A brass knob had fallen on my head Belched out on September 26, 1999
Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant Remixed before September 12, 1999
It gets hot in Afghanistani prisons Given to my daughter on August 29, 1999
The Englebee Troobles Pondered upon August 8, 1999
Mister Ollanthorpe von Sträsmussenbörg Encapsulated within July 25, 1999
The flying pi returned Complicated because of July 4, 1999
The triangular briefcase I had found Reintegrated on June 13, 1999
I found a scrap of paper in my pocket Rebutted on May 23, 1999
Semper sic tyrannis Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999
Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!? Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999
The seventeenth best day of my life Dissipated before March 21, 1999

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