Entries mentioning math | |
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A lesson in poor metrication | Found wanting on October 10, 2021 |
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe | Frowned at on October 3, 2021 |
And I still couldn’t find my comb | Nosedove before August 22, 2021 |
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel | Squeeorled on August 15, 2021 |
Fish upon the land | Phished on July 18, 2021 |
To narfle the gömböc | Balanced on June 27, 2021 |
José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas | Divided by zero on June 13, 2021 |
An infinite pie | Unbounded on June 6, 2021 |
Too many Sundays | Quintupled on May 30, 2021 |
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics | Ired on May 16, 2021 |
Keeping those goats down in the hole | Bored on April 18, 2021 |
An arpeggio for Snarpegon | Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021 |
Maybe it was the location | Tripped out on March 21, 2021 |
A parable that should explain everything | Enchanted on November 18, 2012 |
Ungabungabugandabunga! | Land-locked on November 11, 2012 |
The geese were angry | Angered before November 4, 2012 |
My competitive worm charming days | Vermiculated on August 26, 2012 |
The turtle herds of insomnia | NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012 |
Upon the Fimbriated Planet | Flabbled about on August 5, 2012 |
And the neckties writhed | Spiraled around July 29, 2012 |
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine | Bageled on July 22, 2012 |
Planet of the geese | Honked at on July 15, 2012 |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space | Rocketed on June 24, 2012 |
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys! | Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012 |
I am the humperdumperdink! | Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012 |
My skin was thinking | Considered for June 3, 2012 |
The green apple bee-bop | Hydrated on May 20, 2012 |
The death of Argo Navis | Trisected before April 29, 2012 |
Gurning for two | Faces made before April 8, 2012 |
To order a coffee | Caffeinated on March 25, 2012 |
Axons across beard-seconds of darkness | Stretched out February 19, 2012 |
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal | Fractured on February 12, 2012 |
Seven point one hundred | Released on February 5, 2012 |
Thoughts diverging from reality | Converging on January 29, 2012 |
Thoughts converging toward reality | Diverging from January 22, 2012 |
And then the cold cuts danced | Ronpauled on January 15, 2012 |
A journey to upper Silesia | Gruelled on December 18, 2011 |
A sally to the Kremlin | Red squared on December 11, 2011 |
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. | Filibustered on December 4, 2011 |
A trip to southern Moravia | Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011 |
Goatburping and speechifying | Blustered about before November 20, 2011 |
Like a herd of turtles | Frightened on November 6, 2011 |
A snootful of donuts | Imbibed before October 2, 2011 |
The toadskin kazoo | Toads skinned on September 4, 2011 |
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets? | Marred on August 14, 2011 |
The day ended | Gibbered about on August 7, 2011 |
Disgorgement and cheddar | Squassated on July 24, 2011 |
The harooloos grew closer | Repositioned on July 17, 2011 |
Impossibly shaped bowls | Whiled away before July 10, 2011 |
The end of doodlewhacker pie | Bloomed on June 26, 2011 |
Moobly Sefernday! | Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011 |
Potted meat | Unpotted on June 5, 2011 |
Today being Mamårp’s day | Smothered on May 8, 2011 |
The tight, grimacing face | Impacted before April 17, 2011 |
Plårp and I did our best | Potted on April 10, 2011 |
Sigmund Freud would be proud | Electrified on April 3, 2011 |
A dark and spammy night | LARTed on February 20, 2011 |
A dark and smarmy night | Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011 |
Requiem for a triangular briefcase | Immured on January 30, 2011 |
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! | Diagnosed on January 9, 2011 |
Fluffernutter… or treacle? | Stickied on January 2, 2011 |
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! | Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010 |
Back to Pam & Meg’s | Goatmulched on December 12, 2010 |
An alabasterously magnificent find | Found before December 5, 2010 |
Mr. Årp goes to city hall | Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010 |
The frozen Pnårp | Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010 |
Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital | Atrophied before October 10, 2010 |
Insidious flobcumber pie | Perchanced upon on September 19, 2010 |
Parndiddle McForsterbaster | Pinned up on September 5, 2010 |
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys | Urinated on on July 18, 2010 |
Joyful Sefernday, everyone! | Envisaged on June 6, 2010 |
Ham by the brick | Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010 |
A Hilarius pair of ducks | Guffawed at after March 14, 2010 |
Into the Brundlesphere | Descended upon on August 3, 2008 |
A whiz and a giggle | Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008 |
Lo’ Kweeisha | Pornographed on January 13, 2008 |
Bubble wrap and bubble butts | Thawed on January 6, 2008 |
Free at last | Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007 |
The one true goddess! | Duffeled on November 18, 2007 |
There’s nothing in my head! | Scuffled with on November 11, 2007 |
Snuffle off to Buffalo | Sniffled at on November 4, 2007 |
Strahazazhia smiles upon me | Gone wrong on October 28, 2007 |
The deep blue face of failure | Done wrong on October 21, 2007 |
Graceful as Loquisha’s soles | Danced with on October 14, 2007 |
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceship | Diseased prior to October 7, 2007 |
Pnårp’s in space | Station-kept on September 30, 2007 |
Why does the pi float? | Floated by on September 23, 2007 |
Under Pam & Meg’s | Delved under on September 9, 2007 |
Grumfeld redux | Simmered on September 2, 2007 |
3,600 eigenserfs and a function key | Indentured forever after July 8, 2007 |
The missing fourteenth key | Lost before July 1, 2007 |
Press any key | Pressed on June 24, 2007 |
Paisley time | Enslaved on June 17, 2007 |
Ol’ Grummie’s back! | Bungled up on June 3, 2007 |
No one expects the Schmalkaldic League | Vanquished on February 25, 2007 |
Suing Alyssa Milano | Bombarded after January 14, 2007 |
Bloviating and brachiating | Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006 |
Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo | Hypothesized on November 5, 2006 |
Loquisha, you hornswoggler! | Added to taste on October 29, 2006 |
Gnomelandia Day | Filleted on October 15, 2006 |
Ollanthorpe Savings Bank | Puréed on October 1, 2006 |
I remembered a lot this week! | Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006 |
Terrorists! Terrorists!! | Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006 |
Attacked by tadpoles! | Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006 |
A disastrous pie-eating contest | Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006 |
Captain Pinnfarb explains it all | Positioned left of June 18, 2006 |
The wall gong exhibition | Molested on June 11, 2006 |
My oatmeal cookies | Surveilled pursuant to May 7, 2006 |
Pam & Meg’s | Wheeled about on April 23, 2006 |
The Englebee Troobles live! | Transubstantiated on April 16, 2006 |
My new neighbor from Georgia | Nazified on April 2, 2006 |
The haberdashery, act IV | Wanted on March 26, 2006 |
The haberdashery, act III | Haunted on March 19, 2006 |
The haberdashery, act II | Flaunted on March 12, 2006 |
The haberdashery, act I | Taunted on March 5, 2006 |
I need a new hobby | Telephoned on February 19, 2006 |
Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said | Interrupted before February 5, 2006 |
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher | Belted out on December 4, 2005 |
My house burned down today | Incinerated on November 20, 2005 |
Stewing in my own juices | Brewed on November 13, 2005 |
A visit to Eigentoria | Emigrated on November 6, 2005 |
I shall visit Eigentoria | Bandied about on October 30, 2005 |
The thick, meaty center of an eigenfactor | Ridiculed on October 23, 2005 |
Abortifacient skies, the burning air | Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005 |
Troobles, long and hard | Deluged on August 7, 2005 |
Soft, and steaming lightly | Castigated on July 31, 2005 |
The perspicacious side of the planet | Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005 |
I slithered blithely out the door | Fetishized on July 3, 2005 |
A gaggle of garden gnomes | Engulfed on June 26, 2005 |
What an Englebee Trooble is | Incarcerated on June 12, 2005 |
Zero-factor linguistics | Laughed about within June 5, 2005 |
The Magic Oreo Machine™ | Played footsie with on May 29, 2005 |
Eigenfactor | Given to charity prior to May 22, 2005 |
Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet | Reeducated on February 20, 2005 |
The Troobles exist… | Inoculated on January 30, 2005 |
Curse inflatable hotdogs | Expurgated on January 23, 2005 |
Searching forever for the elusive Troobles | Squandered because of October 31, 1999 |
The stars scream at me louder than ever!! | Suspended from October 24, 1999 |
A brass knob had fallen on my head | Belched out on September 26, 1999 |
Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant | Remixed before September 12, 1999 |
It gets hot in Afghanistani prisons | Given to my daughter on August 29, 1999 |
The Englebee Troobles | Pondered upon August 8, 1999 |
Mister Ollanthorpe von Sträsmussenbörg | Encapsulated within July 25, 1999 |
The flying pi returned | Complicated because of July 4, 1999 |
The triangular briefcase I had found | Reintegrated on June 13, 1999 |
I found a scrap of paper in my pocket | Rebutted on May 23, 1999 |
Semper sic tyrannis | Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999 |
Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!? | Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999 |
The seventeenth best day of my life | Dissipated before March 21, 1999 |
