Entries mentioning math | |
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There are no bagels thereSpaced on November 17, 2024 | |
But for me, it was TuesdayFor me it was October 13, 2024 | |
Endless rows of housesPlanned and zoned on August 11, 2024 | |
Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bitesMurderized on August 4, 2024 | |
One moron’s opinionOpined for May 19, 2024 | |
Nose, the best smelling deviceStunk down on April 28, 2024 | |
So many questionsTrebled on April 21, 2024 | |
There’s a joke in here somewherePedicured on March 17, 2024 | |
My life as a computerComputed on January 14, 2024 | |
Do betterRetracted on November 26, 2023 | |
A Sefernday to surely forgetSefernalized on November 19, 2023 | |
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggsEmulsified on November 5, 2023 | |
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadenceHobbled on October 22, 2023 | |
Playing a katydid like a fiddleDiddled on August 6, 2023 | |
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrassSnorkeled on June 11, 2023 | |
It doesn’t have to—but I always doNeedn’t on June 4, 2023 | |
Being six feet tallFathomed on April 9, 2023 | |
To be a featureless white wormGouged out on March 12, 2023 | |
To catch a flyLashed on February 26, 2023 | |
The house that Pnårp builtStacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023 | |
Thinking for myselfCerebrated on January 22, 2023 | |
Feeling rather non-EuclideanKnotted on January 8, 2023 | |
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleysThanks given on November 27, 2022 | |
Change you can be leaf inBogged down on November 13, 2022 | |
“If” is the middle word in “life”Horrified on September 11, 2022 | |
On any given dayPlotted and schemed on August 21, 2022 | |
Catastrophes—but no anastropheMishappened on August 14, 2022 | |
Two halves of a bagelMisaligned on July 31, 2022 | |
Gnocco after gnoccoKnocked on on July 10, 2022 | |
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manureStacked high on June 26, 2022 | |
Miscounting the protonsDemisemiquavered on May 22, 2022 | |
Whittling the knitteryQuavered on May 8, 2022 | |
An exaggeratedly long weekGalloped about on April 17, 2022 | |
Seven point two hundredCommitted on March 27, 2022 | |
The twentieth best day of my lifeEasily understood on March 20, 2022 | |
A hilarious pair of ducksRedpilled on March 13, 2022 | |
The stars screamed at me, but why?Shredded on March 6, 2022 | |
Interwoven threads of witless booberySpiked on February 20, 2022 | |
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feetErred on February 13, 2022 | |
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?Hammered on February 6, 2022 | |
The door slammed in my faceSlammed on January 30, 2022 | |
Hard avocados and soft stonesRipened on January 23, 2022 | |
New years and new neighborsBunted on January 2, 2022 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
Shouting at every houseplantShouted at before December 5, 2021 | |
A Sefernday to ſurely rememberObſerved on October 24, 2021 | |
A lesson in poor metricationFound wanting on October 10, 2021 | |
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoeFrowned at on October 3, 2021 | |
And I still couldn’t find my combNosedove before August 22, 2021 | |
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrelSqueeorled on August 15, 2021 | |
Not a typewriterTabulated on July 25, 2021 | |
Fish upon the landPhished on July 18, 2021 | |
To narfle the gömböcBalanced on June 27, 2021 | |
José Vargas de las Joyas MatemáticasDivided by zero on June 13, 2021 | |
An infinite pieUnbounded on June 6, 2021 | |
Too many SundaysQuintupled on May 30, 2021 | |
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacriticsIred on May 16, 2021 | |
Keeping those goats down in the holeBored on April 18, 2021 | |
An arpeggio for SnarpegonSpatchcocked on March 28, 2021 | |
Maybe it was the locationTripped out on March 21, 2021 | |
A parable that should explain everythingEnchanted on November 18, 2012 | |
Ungabungabugandabunga!Land-locked on November 11, 2012 | |
The geese were angryAngered before November 4, 2012 | |
My competitive worm charming daysVermiculated on August 26, 2012 | |
The turtle herds of insomniaNōDōz’d on August 12, 2012 | |
Upon the Fimbriated PlanetFlabbled about on August 5, 2012 | |
And the neckties writhedSpiraled around July 29, 2012 | |
The ÅSS Goose from the MachineBageled on July 22, 2012 | |
Planet of the geeseHonked at on July 15, 2012 | |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer spaceRocketed on June 24, 2012 | |
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012 | |
I am the humperdumperdink!Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012 | |
My skin was thinkingConsidered for June 3, 2012 | |
The green apple bee-bopHydrated on May 20, 2012 | |
The death of Argo NavisTrisected before April 29, 2012 | |
Gurning for twoFaces made before April 8, 2012 | |
To order a coffeeCaffeinated on March 25, 2012 | |
Axons across beard-seconds of darknessStretched out February 19, 2012 | |
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystalFractured on February 12, 2012 | |
Seven point one hundredReleased on February 5, 2012 | |
Thoughts diverging from realityConverging on January 29, 2012 | |
Thoughts converging toward realityDiverging from January 22, 2012 | |
And then the cold cuts dancedRonpauled on January 15, 2012 | |
A journey to Upper SilesiaGruelled on December 18, 2011 | |
A sally to the KremlinRed squared on December 11, 2011 | |
A jaunt to Washington, D.C.Filibustered on December 4, 2011 | |
A trip to southern MoraviaPlunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011 | |
Goatburping and speechifyingBlustered about before November 20, 2011 | |
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping parkSoil sampled on November 13, 2011 | |
Like a herd of turtlesFrightened on November 6, 2011 | |
A snootful of donutsImbibed before October 2, 2011 | |
The toadskin kazooToads skinned on September 4, 2011 | |
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?Marred on August 14, 2011 | |
The day endedGibbered about on August 7, 2011 | |
Just shaving the dogPreened on July 31, 2011 | |
Disgorgement and cheddarSquassated on July 24, 2011 | |
The harooloos grew closerRepositioned on July 17, 2011 | |
Impossibly shaped bowlsWhiled away before July 10, 2011 | |
The end of doodlewhacker pieBloomed on June 26, 2011 | |
Moobly Sefernday!Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011 | |
What the heck… is bothering me?Chanted on June 12, 2011 | |
Potted meatUnpotted on June 5, 2011 | |
Today being Mamårp’s daySmothered on May 8, 2011 | |
Hnnnngggghhhh!Strained on May 1, 2011 | |
The tight, grimacing faceImpacted before April 17, 2011 | |
Plårp and I did our bestPotted on April 10, 2011 | |
Sigmund Freud would be proudElectrified on April 3, 2011 | |
A dark and spammy nightLARTed on February 20, 2011 | |
A dark and smarmy nightSelf-satisfied on February 13, 2011 | |
Requiem for a triangular briefcaseImmured on January 30, 2011 | |
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!Diagnosed on January 9, 2011 | |
Fluffernutter… or treacle?Stickied on January 2, 2011 | |
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting ChristmasClamored about on December 26, 2010 | |
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010 | |
Back to Pam & Meg’sGoatmulched on December 12, 2010 | |
An alabasterously magnificent findFound before December 5, 2010 | |
Mr. Årp goes to city hallCarpetbagged on November 14, 2010 | |
The frozen PnårpLast thing I remembered on October 24, 2010 | |
Harshbarger Memorial HospitalDischarged on October 17, 2010 | |
Ollanthorpe Memorial HospitalAtrophied before October 10, 2010 | |
Insidious flobcumber piePerchanced upon on September 19, 2010 | |
Parndiddle McForsterbasterPinned up on September 5, 2010 | |
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneysUrinated on on July 18, 2010 | |
Technicolor horse testiclesNuked on June 27, 2010 | |
Joyful Sefernday, everyone!Envisaged on June 6, 2010 | |
Ham by the brickMechanically extracted on March 28, 2010 | |
A Hilarius pair of ducksGuffawed at after March 14, 2010 | |
Into the BrundlesphereDescended upon on August 3, 2008 | |
Requiem for a haberdasherEulogized on June 8, 2008 | |
A whiz and a giggleWhizgiggled at on February 3, 2008 | |
Today is January 27Punched on January 27, 2008 | |
Lo’ KweeishaPornographed on January 13, 2008 | |
Bubble wrap and bubble buttsThawed on January 6, 2008 | |
Free at lastSelf-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007 | |
The one true goddess!Duffeled on November 18, 2007 | |
There’s nothing in my head!Scuffled with on November 11, 2007 | |
Snuffle off to BuffaloSniffled at on November 4, 2007 | |
Strahazazhia smiles upon meGone wrong on October 28, 2007 | |
The deep blue face of failureDone wrong on October 21, 2007 | |
Graceful as Loquisha’s solesDanced with on October 14, 2007 | |
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceshipDiseased prior to October 7, 2007 | |
Pnårp’s in spaceStation-kept on September 30, 2007 | |
Why does the pi float?Floated by on September 23, 2007 | |
Under Pam & Meg’sDelved under on September 9, 2007 | |
Grumfeld reduxSimmered on September 2, 2007 | |
3,600 eigenserfs and a function keyIndentured forever after July 8, 2007 | |
The missing fourteenth keyLost before July 1, 2007 | |
Press any keyPressed on June 24, 2007 | |
Paisley timeEnslaved on June 17, 2007 | |
Ol’ Grummie’s back!Bungled up on June 3, 2007 | |
No one expects the Schmalkaldic LeagueVanquished on February 25, 2007 | |
Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert ÅrpEntrenched under January 28, 2007 | |
Suing Alyssa MilanoBombarded after January 14, 2007 | |
Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006 | |
Bloviating and brachiatingWrenched away from me on December 3, 2006 | |
Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingoHypothesized on November 5, 2006 | |
Loquisha, you hornswoggler!Added to taste on October 29, 2006 | |
Gnomelandia DayFilleted on October 15, 2006 | |
Ollanthorpe Savings BankPuréed on October 1, 2006 | |
I remembered a lot this week!Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006 | |
Terrorists! Terrorists!!Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006 | |
Attacked by tadpoles!Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006 | |
As kudzu crept up her anklesEncircled on August 13, 2006 | |
A disastrous pie-eating contestDrawn and quartered on July 16, 2006 | |
Captain Pinnfarb explains it allPositioned left of June 18, 2006 | |
The wall gong exhibitionMolested on June 11, 2006 | |
My oatmeal cookiesSurveilled pursuant to May 7, 2006 | |
Pam & Meg’sWheeled about on April 23, 2006 | |
The Englebee Troobles live!Transubstantiated on April 16, 2006 | |
My new neighbor from GeorgiaNazified on April 2, 2006 | |
The haberdashery, act IVWanted on March 26, 2006 | |
The haberdashery, act IIIHaunted on March 19, 2006 | |
The haberdashery, act IIFlaunted on March 12, 2006 | |
The haberdashery, act ITaunted on March 5, 2006 | |
I need a new hobbyTelephoned on February 19, 2006 | |
Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she saidInterrupted before February 5, 2006 | |
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasherBelted out on December 4, 2005 | |
My house burned down todayIncinerated on November 20, 2005 | |
Stewing in my own juicesBrewed on November 13, 2005 | |
A visit to EigentoriaEmigrated on November 6, 2005 | |
I shall visit EigentoriaBandied about on October 30, 2005 | |
The thick, meaty center of an eigenfactorRidiculed on October 23, 2005 | |
Abortifacient skies, the burning airSlobbered all over on September 11, 2005 | |
Troobles, long and hardDeluged on August 7, 2005 | |
Soft, and steaming lightlyCastigated on July 31, 2005 | |
The perspicacious side of the planetWienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005 | |
I slithered blithely out the doorFetishized on July 3, 2005 | |
A gaggle of garden gnomesEngulfed on June 26, 2005 | |
What an Englebee Trooble isIncarcerated on June 12, 2005 | |
Zero-factor linguisticsLaughed about within June 5, 2005 | |
The Magic Oreo Machine™Played footsie with on May 29, 2005 | |
EigenfactorGiven to charity prior to May 22, 2005 | |
I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored onePopularized for April 10, 2005 | |
My dear brother Grårp!Crucified for March 13, 2005 | |
Samuel DreckersCarbonized prior to March 6, 2005 | |
Contemplating the Spice GirlsBest if sold by February 27, 2005 | |
Alyssa Milano still has very cute feetReeducated on February 20, 2005 | |
The Troobles exist…Inoculated on January 30, 2005 | |
Curse inflatable hotdogsExpurgated on January 23, 2005 | |
Searching forever for the elusive TrooblesSquandered because of October 31, 1999 | |
The stars scream at me louder than ever!!Suspended from October 24, 1999 | |
A brass knob had fallen on my headBelched out on September 26, 1999 | |
Someone accused me of screwing a pheasantRemixed before September 12, 1999 | |
It gets hot in Afghanistani prisonsGiven to my daughter on August 29, 1999 | |
The Englebee TrooblesPondered upon August 8, 1999 | |
Mister Ollanthorpe von SträsmussenbörgEncapsulated within July 25, 1999 | |
The flying pi returnedComplicated because of July 4, 1999 | |
The triangular briefcase I had foundReintegrated on June 13, 1999 | |
I found a scrap of paper in my pocketRebutted on May 23, 1999 | |
Semper sic tyrannisCalculated and compiled on May 2, 1999 | |
Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999 | |
The seventeenth best day of my lifeDissipated before March 21, 1999 |