Entries mentioning cows | |
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Being six feet tallFathomed on April 9, 2023 | |
Landing head-first in MarchMade it on March 5, 2023 | |
And the rest was historyRevised for February 12, 2023 | |
The house that Pnårp builtStacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023 | |
Feeling rather non-EuclideanKnotted on January 8, 2023 | |
I am my thoughts… I am timeAnnuated on January 1, 2023 | |
Toppings on the bottom?Bottomed out on December 18, 2022 | |
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleysThanks given on November 27, 2022 | |
You are a crazy personMaddened on November 20, 2022 | |
Autumn had arrivedFloundered on October 16, 2022 | |
A veritable trash dump of wordsWhipped on September 18, 2022 | |
History looked at me this weekTransported on September 4, 2022 | |
Gnocco after gnoccoKnocked on on July 10, 2022 | |
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manureStacked high on June 26, 2022 | |
A stubby little short weekTrolloped around on April 24, 2022 | |
An exaggeratedly long weekGalloped about on April 17, 2022 | |
A curious nine-day weekDialed on April 3, 2022 | |
Seven point two hundredCommitted on March 27, 2022 | |
Interwoven threads of witless booberySpiked on February 20, 2022 | |
Nothing happenedObliviated on January 9, 2022 | |
New years and new neighborsBunted on January 2, 2022 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
Shouting at every houseplantShouted at before December 5, 2021 | |
A Sefernday to ſurely rememberObſerved on October 24, 2021 | |
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoeFrowned at on October 3, 2021 | |
Excrescence and excretaUnfolded on September 26, 2021 | |
Wearing orange after Labor DayFluoresced on September 5, 2021 | |
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrelSqueeorled on August 15, 2021 | |
Time to draw the bullEjaculated on August 1, 2021 | |
Not a typewriterTabulated on July 25, 2021 | |
An Independence Day to rememberIn the pants on July 4, 2021 | |
An infinite pieUnbounded on June 6, 2021 | |
The Hanes–Heinz problemCaught up on May 2, 2021 | |
A costly, costive dilemmaClystered on April 4, 2021 | |
Mooey, mooey, moo!Lowed at on December 9, 2012 | |
Horses, drugs, and some VolvosRevolved around December 2, 2012 | |
In my own back yardExtirpated on September 30, 2012 | |
The September that wouldn’t beElided on September 2, 2012 | |
The turtle herds of insomniaNōDōz’d on August 12, 2012 | |
And the neckties writhedSpiraled around July 29, 2012 | |
The ÅSS Goose from the MachineBageled on July 22, 2012 | |
Planet of the geeseHonked at on July 15, 2012 | |
A hortensical SeferndayHortensed on July 1, 2012 | |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer spaceRocketed on June 24, 2012 | |
The green apple bee-bopHydrated on May 20, 2012 | |
Hoarsely the Pnårp sangHorsed around on May 13, 2012 | |
A lunchable lemony apple keyOpen-appled on April 22, 2012 | |
Toad rental—cheap!Rented on March 18, 2012 | |
Axons across beard-seconds of darknessStretched out February 19, 2012 | |
Thoughts converging toward realityDiverging from January 22, 2012 | |
And then the cold cuts dancedRonpauled on January 15, 2012 | |
A sally to the KremlinRed squared on December 11, 2011 | |
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping parkSoil sampled on November 13, 2011 | |
Ten yearsHijacked on September 11, 2011 | |
Just shaving the dogPreened on July 31, 2011 | |
Just so he could moo at someonePercolated on July 3, 2011 | |
Rotating in placeCaligulated on March 20, 2011 | |
Pnårp.com!Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011 | |
A dark and spammy nightLARTed on February 20, 2011 | |
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!Diagnosed on January 9, 2011 | |
Technicolor horse testiclesNuked on June 27, 2010 | |
Glick Glick van der Glick again!Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008 | |
Gra, trained assassinUnchained after March 23, 2008 | |
Today is January 27Prevaricated on January 27, 2008 | |
Snuffle off to BuffaloSniffled at on November 4, 2007 | |
Strahazazhia smiles upon meGone wrong on October 28, 2007 | |
The deep blue face of failureDone wrong on October 21, 2007 | |
Pnårp’s in spaceStation-kept on September 30, 2007 | |
The missing fourteenth keyLost before July 1, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: Last decreeDecreed on April 15, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: HomageLegislated on April 8, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: TaxesPropagated on April 1, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip IPromulgated on March 25, 2007 | |
The restive provinces conqueredExcoriated before March 18, 2007 | |
131,072 Schmongeloid conscriptsDecimated on March 4, 2007 | |
Alyssa Milano lives!Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007 | |
The return of the garden gnomesStar-spangled high above September 25, 2005 | |
The perspicacious side of the planetWienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005 | |
Hypoglycemia and digititis have no sway over meIntubated on May 30, 1999 | |
I found a scrap of paper in my pocketRebutted on May 23, 1999 |