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Being six feet tall Fathomed on April 9, 2023
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
And the rest was history Revised for February 12, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1, 2023
Toppings on the bottom? Bottomed out on December 18, 2022
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
You are a crazy person Maddened on November 20, 2022
Autumn had arrived Floundered on October 16, 2022
A veritable trash dump of words Whipped on September 18, 2022
History looked at me this week Transported on September 4, 2022
Gnocco after gnocco Knocked on on July 10, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
A stubby little short week Trolloped around on April 24, 2022
An exaggeratedly long week Galloped about on April 17, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
Seven point two hundred Committed on March 27, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
Nothing happened Obliviated on January 9, 2022
New years and new neighbors Bunted on January 2, 2022
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
A Sefernday to ſurely remember Obſerved on October 24, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
Excrescence and excreta Unfolded on September 26, 2021
Wearing orange after Labor Day Fluoresced on September 5, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Time to draw the bull Ejaculated on August 1, 2021
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25, 2021
An Independence Day to remember In the pants on July 4, 2021
An infinite pie Unbounded on June 6, 2021
The Hanes–Heinz problem Caught up on May 2, 2021
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4, 2021
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
In my own back yard Extirpated on September 30, 2012
The September that wouldn’t be Elided on September 2, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
Hoarsely the Pnårp sang Horsed around on May 13, 2012
A lunchable lemony apple key Open-appled on April 22, 2012
Toad rental—cheap! Rented on March 18, 2012
Axons across beard-seconds of darkness Stretched out February 19, 2012
Thoughts converging toward reality Diverging from January 22, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
Ten years Hijacked on September 11, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
Rotating in place Caligulated on March 20, 2011
Pnårp.com! Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! Diagnosed on January 9, 2011
Technicolor horse testicles Nuked on June 27, 2010
Glick Glick van der Glick again! Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008
Gra, trained assassin Unchained after March 23, 2008
Today is January 27 Prevaricated on January 27, 2008
Snuffle off to Buffalo Sniffled at on November 4, 2007
Strahazazhia smiles upon me Gone wrong on October 28, 2007
The deep blue face of failure Done wrong on October 21, 2007
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
The missing fourteenth key Lost before July 1, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Last decree Decreed on April 15, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Homage Legislated on April 8, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Taxes Propagated on April 1, 2007
The laws of Phillip I Promulgated on March 25, 2007
The restive provinces conquered Excoriated before March 18, 2007
131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts Decimated on March 4, 2007
Alyssa Milano lives! Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007
The return of the garden gnomes Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005
The perspicacious side of the planet Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005
Hypoglycemia and digititis have no sway over me Intubated on May 30, 1999
I found a scrap of paper in my pocket Rebutted on May 23, 1999

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