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Entries mentioning J.R.R. Tolkien

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

Gra, trained assassin

Unchained after March 23, 2008

Bubble wrap and bubble butts

Thawed on January 6, 2008