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Entries mentioning craters

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2, 2021

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008