Subscribe to all of my blatherings right in your wob browser!Subscribe to my latest 25 blatherings right in your wob browser! Pnårp in print! Made from 35% recycled toilet paper! Send Pnårp your garrulous praise… or excretory condemnation! Tweet! Tweet! Twat! Livin’ it up… on a living journal! A whole book full of my faces? Where gravity itself gets its blog avatar! Red dits? Red edits? Read its…!?
You’re my favorite visitor!

Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Entries mentioning radiation

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

Too many Sundays

Quintupled on May 30, 2021

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

A journey to upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

Is there an underdog in you?

Nitrated on July 18, 1999