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Entries mentioning surmising

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010