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Entries mentioning dingleberries

Miscounting the protons

Demisemiquavered on May 22, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

Excrescence and excreta

Unfolded on September 26, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A dark and Strommy night

Thurmonned on February 27, 2011

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Why do the stars scream?

Screamed about on September 16, 2007

The laws of Phillip I

Promulgated on March 25, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

Bloviating and brachiating

Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006

Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch

Stir-fried for October 22, 2006

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006

Ollanthorpe Savings Bank

Puréed on October 1, 2006

The dingleberry/hamster song

Sung for April 30, 2006

The haberdashery, act III

Haunted on March 19, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005

Dingleberry, hamster!

Cornpuffed for November 27, 2005

My house burned down today

Incinerated on November 20, 2005

The return of the garden gnomes

Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005