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Entries mentioning stapling

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Excrescence and excreta

Unfolded on September 26, 2021

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2, 2021

Toiling away smoilishly

Toiled away on March 14, 2021

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!

Flatulated on October 3, 2010

Bubble wrap and bubble butts

Thawed on January 6, 2008