Entries mentioning bats | |
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Toenails, a treatise, a brass bagPainted on June 1, 2025 | |
There are no bagels hereLanded on November 10, 2024 | |
The stench of failureStunk up on March 31, 2024 | |
Watering the water clocksWatered on January 28, 2024 | |
A Sefernday to surely forgetSefernalized on November 19, 2023 | |
Being a little bit tallerRacked on April 16, 2023 | |
My spaghetti trees had all floweredDisassembled on February 19, 2023 | |
“If” is the middle word in “life”Horrified on September 11, 2022 | |
An exaggeratedly long weekGalloped about on April 17, 2022 | |
A hilarious pair of ducksRedpilled on March 13, 2022 | |
Interwoven threads of witless booberySpiked on February 20, 2022 | |
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?Hammered on February 6, 2022 | |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
A Halloween to surely forgetSpooked before November 7, 2021 | |
Losing weight at the lost-and-foundBonked on September 19, 2021 | |
The pink, sticky day endedChaptered and versed on September 12, 2021 | |
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrelSqueeorled on August 15, 2021 | |
Not a typewriterTabulated on July 25, 2021 | |
To narfle the gömböcBalanced on June 27, 2021 | |
A parable that should explain everythingEnchanted on November 18, 2012 | |
When Saturday is SundayBlown right past August 19, 2012 | |
The ÅSS Goose from the MachineBageled on July 22, 2012 | |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer spaceRocketed on June 24, 2012 | |
Toad rental—cheap!Rented on March 18, 2012 | |
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystalFractured on February 12, 2012 | |
Thoughts diverging from realityConverging on January 29, 2012 | |
Hnnnngggghhhh!Strained on May 1, 2011 | |
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin StreetBorfnagled on March 6, 2011 | |
Parndiddle McForsterbasterPinned up on September 5, 2010 | |
Oh, the serendipity!Squelched through on May 30, 2010 | |
I had eggs today!Oviposited on April 18, 2010 | |
Ham by the brickMechanically extracted on March 28, 2010 | |
A whole pile of flapdoodles from ShitlingthorpeRecollected on February 17, 2008 | |
Today is January 27Punched on January 27, 2008 | |
Dugongs abound in my ear canals!Tiled over on August 19, 2007 | |
131,072 Schmongeloid conscriptsDecimated on March 4, 2007 | |
