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Entries mentioning bats

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

When Saturday is Sunday

Blown right past August 19, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe

Recollected on February 17, 2008

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Tiled over on August 19, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007