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Entries mentioning airplanes

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Uneventful, boring, and bland

Nothing happened on August 28, 2011

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

3,600 eigenserfs and a function key

Indentured forever after July 8, 2007

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

Haldûrburðgar, Lord and Emperor

Knifed with a spoon on September 10, 2006

I was mad

Optimized for April 3, 2005

Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!!

Squabbled about on March 20, 2005

I forgot about Hitler

Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999