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Entries mentioning sheep

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

A Sefernday to ſurely remember

Obſerved on October 24, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006

Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher

Belted out on December 4, 2005