Entries mentioning sheep | |
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Pigs fly just finePorked on February 18, 2024 | |
Dogs that ate backwardsReversed on June 25, 2023 | |
It doesn’t have to—but I always doNeedn’t on June 4, 2023 | |
Feeling rather non-EuclideanKnotted on January 8, 2023 | |
Al Gore: A User’s ManualPeered at on December 4, 2022 | |
I wish my spoons were strongerSnooped on October 23, 2022 | |
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manureStacked high on June 26, 2022 | |
Fleas, flies, and friars!Peddled on June 12, 2022 | |
Seven point two hundredCommitted on March 27, 2022 | |
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feetErred on February 13, 2022 | |
Nothing happenedObliviated on January 9, 2022 | |
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light creamCollected before December 26, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
A Sefernday to ſurely rememberObſerved on October 24, 2021 | |
The pink, sticky day endedChaptered and versed on September 12, 2021 | |
And then I’ll fart one more time, and…Intruded upon August 29, 2021 | |
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrelSqueeorled on August 15, 2021 | |
Today I was being a…Squirreled on August 8, 2021 | |
Time to draw the bullEjaculated on August 1, 2021 | |
The nauga warTanned on October 14, 2012 | |
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012 | |
A sojourn through the jejunumCatabolized on September 9, 2012 | |
The turtle herds of insomniaNōDōz’d on August 12, 2012 | |
The green apple bee-bopHydrated on May 20, 2012 | |
Vox clamantis in desertoCheddared on May 6, 2012 | |
A lunchable lemony apple keyOpen-appled on April 22, 2012 | |
Thoughts diverging from realityConverging on January 29, 2012 | |
And then the cold cuts dancedRonpauled on January 15, 2012 | |
A sleigh ride to the North PoleKringled on December 25, 2011 | |
Goatburping and speechifyingBlustered about before November 20, 2011 | |
Fimbriated armless and leglessCharged on October 30, 2011 | |
The day endedGibbered about on August 7, 2011 | |
Just shaving the dogPreened on July 31, 2011 | |
Hnnnngggghhhh!Strained on May 1, 2011 | |
Rotating in placeCaligulated on March 20, 2011 | |
Pnårp.com!Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011 | |
Plårp goes homeSent home on August 5, 2007 | |
The wall gong exhibitionMolested on June 11, 2006 | |
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasherBelted out on December 4, 2005 | |
