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Entries mentioning wainscoting

I really should have that broken…

Tinned on September 8, 2024

How does blue cheese go bad?

Reposed on September 1, 2024

Too many uncertainties

Certified on July 28, 2024

Too many demands

Commanded on July 21, 2024

Shaken and stir crazy

Swept on January 21, 2024

My life as a computer

Computed on January 14, 2024

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

Cwæþ the Pnårp

Jactitated on August 27, 2023

Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt

Bellyached on August 13, 2023

Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)

Portended on July 16, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas

Dove in on December 25, 2022

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

Whittling the knittery

Quavered on May 8, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9, 2022

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

An infinite pie

Unbounded on June 6, 2021

With a bubble and a squeak…

Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

There’s nothing in my head!

Scuffled with on November 11, 2007

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007