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Entries mentioning nuts

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

Great Dane or greatest Dane?

Deigned on May 23, 2021

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Spaceworthy guardsquirrels

Decompressed on December 9, 2007

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Tiled over on August 19, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!!

Squabbled about on March 20, 2005

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999

The perfunctory margin of disbelief

Apprenticed to May 9, 1999