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Entries mentioning mushrooms

A bolo tie and a blogging accident

Haberdashed on September 24, 2023

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

Autumn had arrived

Floundered on October 16, 2022

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

From Commodus to Vespasian—

Detruded on April 11, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!

Flatulated on October 3, 2010

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

The haberdashery, act II

Flaunted on March 12, 2006

A visit to Eigentoria

Emigrated on November 6, 2005